State Contolled Media Declare (p)Resident Obamarx Winner of Tonight's Upcoming Debate
Rather than bothering with the hassle of coming up with questions like:
"So, Mr. Romney, when did you stop beating your wife to cover up 'The Republican War on Women (TM)'?"
and
"So, Mr. President, do you realize just how much the American people can't wait to affirm their love and fealty to you in November?",
The State Controlled Media has instead just bypassed the formality of a blatant Republican ambush and have moved right to declaring (p)Resident Obamarx the winner of tonight's upcoming debate.
For those of you keeping score at home, the tally before this first debate stands at:
Obamarx: 3
Romney: 0
"So, Mr. Romney, when did you stop beating your wife to cover up 'The Republican War on Women (TM)'?"
and
"So, Mr. President, do you realize just how much the American people can't wait to affirm their love and fealty to you in November?",
The State Controlled Media has instead just bypassed the formality of a blatant Republican ambush and have moved right to declaring (p)Resident Obamarx the winner of tonight's upcoming debate.
For those of you keeping score at home, the tally before this first debate stands at:
Obamarx: 3
Romney: 0
