I forgot what I wanted to type...

My son is the older generation he's in his 50s.
Then there's the senior generation -- 65+
Then there's me, the ancient generation.
Anyone making it to 65 or more deserves a stipend, if for no other reason than hhaving to put up with humanity for so long. Seniors deserve discounts for gracing the establishments with their presence. Like Asian cultures seniors should be revered for their accumulated wisdom, and their ability to overcome all the medications foisted upon them. Moreover, in this fast moving, hectic life, the example of walking and especially driving slowly should set an example to relax, slow down, it'll still be there when you get there. Finally, and most importantly, seniors deserve discounts and deals simply for existing. They are, as the old movie theaters used to advertise, a Preview of Coming Attractions. Just picture your head on one of those decrepit bodies and you'll know what to expect. That's worth something, isn't it?

Memory is the second thing to go. I forget what the first thing is.

Remember to take your curcumin and pepper.

My first reaction to this sign is "ungrateful little SOB, since everything you now have is thanks to the effort of those who've gone before you." Then my Objectivist side kicks in, and I remember that I'm proud of the fact I can now pay for a lot of things I couldn't when I was young, without relying on the charity of others. The snotty disrespect still irks me, as I was taught to respect my elders.

Methinks old dino should wear a Guy Fawkes mask, for effect hobble in on the cane I keep for a rare arthritis flame up, and state, "Hi, y'all young whippersnappers! I demand my millennial discount because Bernie Sanders says I'm entitled!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Faw...

the reason for the senior discount is so they can have the money to leave to their children!!!!!

I looked at this post and was at a loss for words.

Good one. Hope their customers have a good sense of humor.