Merry PC to all gulchers!
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday (not to be confused as implying a 'holy day'), practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practice of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or for their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2016, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country, nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. . Merry PC! -- john
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God said "Let Newton be" and all was light.
Alexander Pope
I bless you back with a quote repeatedly said by busy ray gun shooters in Mars Attacks: "We come in peace. We come in peace."
In a similar vein, when I sneeze and someone offers, "God bless you," I politely respond, "Thank you," though not really expecting a deity to intercede on my behalf. (Grammatically, commanding a third-person god to bless my health is a jussive subjunctive.)
When I sneeze and nobody says anything, I bless myself (as though that might help) with, "Bless me—Thank me—I'm welcome." (Mustn't be impolite, especially to myself.)
A salute to you and all Gulchers!
A most Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year to all!
(...and be damned PC!!)
Merry Christmas and I hope your Hanukkah was bright....Oh...and here's to a Happy and Prosperous New Year.
Maybe a "mellow PC solstice reason for the season" would be grander for blander.
What we need here is a vapid PC nation under intellectual sedation. All ho ho O 58 states.
Yeah, just get along.
What could go wrong?
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