> Obama walks into a Washington, D. C. Wells Fargo Bank and says to a
> cashier,
> "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me"?
>
> Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID"?
>
> Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there
> was any need to. I am President Barrack Obama, the president of the United
> States .
>
> Cashier: "Yes sir, I'm sure you are, but with all the Government
> regulations, monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers,
> etc.,
> I must insist on seeing ID."
>
> Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you.
> Everybody knows who I am."
>
> Cashier: "I am sorry, but these are Government and bank rules and I must
> follow them."
>
> Obama: "I am urging you please to cash this check."
>
> Cashier: "Look, this is what we can do. One day Tiger Woods came into the
> Bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putting
> iron
> and made a beautiful shot across the bank lobby into a cup. With that shot
> we knew him to be Tiger Woods and we cashed his check.
>
> Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis
> racquet and served an ace shot directly into the center of our bank logo
> 90
> feet away. With that spectacular shot we cashed his check.
>
> So, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you?"
>
> Obama stood there thinking, and thinking and thinking and finally
> says: "Honestly, nothing comes to mind. I can't think of a single thing I
> can do"
>
> Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"