"I'm just an average man with an average life,
I work from 9 to 5, hey, dinky, I pay the price,
All I want is to be left alone in my average home,
but why do I always feel like I'm in the twilight zone?

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I don't know anymore... are the neighbors watching me?
Well, is the mailman watching me?
And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess.
I wonder who's watching me now--- (BOO!) -The IRS?"