To the tune of "Grand Old Flag" (apologies to Old Glory)

You're a grand old hag
You're a feminist bag
And forever Alinsky you'll wave.
You're the emblem of
The lib'ral bum
You mock all the free and the brave.
You're a hypocrite
Who thinks that she's "it"
Whenever your tongue is a wag
Should every scandal be forgot
We'll watch out for you, Grand Ol' Hag!

When you hit a snag
In the liberal rags
It's deny all day long 'til you're blue.
You profess to be
Th'epitome
Of all that is caring and true.
But the truth is sour
You are in it for pow'r
And laugh all day long at the gag
All Realists, Objectivists
Keep your eye on the Grand Ol' Hag!