Crime stats show gun controls do not reduce crimes.
Posted by libertylad 7 years, 7 months ago to Government
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there is virtually no difference between states with many gun controls and states with few gun controls (364.1 crimes per 100,000 inhabitants in low-regulation states vs. 369.7 in highly regulated ones).
That is why in terms of guns, you need to buy local. I hereby announce my proposal that all guns purchased for private use may not travel more than 50 miles in any direction. Each gun will be fitted with a GPS to ensure that all guns are kept local. This way, your mom knows right where you are at when you're tracking a deer within a radius of less than or equal to 50 miles. I call this great new invention GPS Orgunics. Home grown insanity made just for the discriminating consumer! I will create a factory for each locality with government grants to study the effects of meeting arbitrary regulations. Here's a list of guns for a few localities:
Houston, Texas = Energy-inefficient laser pistol.
Los Angeles, California = Concealed-insecurity pocket 9mm
Boston, Mass = Drunk-proof safety revolver
St Paul, MN = Dual use ice fishing pole, long range sniper rifle
And I've only just begun!
You'll never have a better reason to liquefy your assets and purchase a gun sourced from local ingredients. Just don't blame us if the New York hot dog vendor protector 22 goes off coz you stored it too close to the heat source.