"Hump? What hump?"

"They keep coming and going, and going and coming! Frankly boys, everything below the waist is kaput!"

Young Frankenstein, and Blazing Saddles

Rrrroll rrrroll, rrrroll in da hay

Can I have your watch when you are dead?

I use variations of this frequently, especially in regard to our politicians...

"'Scuse me while I whip this out...."
- Blazing Saddles (used frequently)

"Blucher!" (screaming horses)
- Young Frankenstein

Sgt. Howie: "But.... but.... they're NAKED!!!!"
Lord Summerisle: "Well, of COURSE they're naked! It's MUCH too dangerous to jump through a (May Day) fire with your clothes on!"
The Wickerman

"You sold Petey to a blind kid??!!"

"Do I oh-fend"?

Ducky, 'Pretty in Pink'

Lol, I just watched this!!

"I had a certain..moral flexibility".

'Grosse Pointe Blank'

Indeed. Whatever happened to Lil' Kim anyway? Wikipedia says.. went to jail. wow. classy.

“I aim to misbehave.” — Serenity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQa7SvVCd...

LOL I have no idea what this is from, but it made me laugh all the same.

"Luckily an unconscious Argentinean fell through my roof... He was quickly joined by a dwarf dressed as a nun."

Henry Rearden: If you think you have the right to use force against me, bring guns.

Ken Danagger: The government takes what it wants and taxes what's left.

They consider knowledge to be superfluous. Fransciso d'Anconia

"Emigration. The policy that will take the place of emigration, and we have collected enough practical experience to do it well, is evacuation."

"Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer."

"Yeah, let me guess something. This is your first visit to La-La-Land. You're staying somewhere in Hollywood because like an idiot you thought that would be an exciting place to stay. Am I right so far?"

"This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter"

"History, Tradition, Culture: these are not *concepts*. THESE ARE TROPHIES I KEEP IN MY DEN AS PAPERWEIGHTS!"

Same movie: "You mean Pokey? Can you believe that kooky little elephant?"

Same movie: "Who are you guys supposed to be? Igg and Ook?"

My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement. Patricia in Joe vs the Volcano.

Nobody knows anything, Joe. We'll take this leap, and we'll see. We'll jump, and we'll see. That's life, right? Patricia in Joe vs the Volcano

Squirrel! movie Up

"Go! Move it, will ya? Aw, you're letting him blow right by ya! Can you believe this guy? Come on! Don't just...! Ninja-kick the damn rabbit! Do something!"

"Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks."
"No joke. The only thing safe in the woods... would be the trees!"