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You'll need to explain that to me.
That being said, if I were the Rowan County Clerk, I would tell the court she is ready to comply with the court's demands. After getting out of jail, create a sign at the county clerk's office, saying that the court's new definition of marriage is now in force and the following relationships will now receive "licenses" at the office:
1) Man/woman
2) Man/man
3) Woman/woman
4) 1 Woman / 2 or more men
5) 1 Man / 2 or more women
6) 2 or more men / 2 or more women
7) Man/cousin
8) Woman/cousin
9) Man/mother
10) Woman/father
11) Man/granny
12) Woman/grandpa
13) Man/sister
14) Man/computer
15) Woman/smartphone
16) Man/game console
17) Woman/horse
18) Woman/dog
19) Man/dog
20) Man/goat
21) Woman/cat
Per the court's new, wider definition of marriage, the only requirements for a marriage license in Rowan County are:
1) At least 1 adult human 18 years old or older
2) At least 1 legal resident of Rowan County
3) Non-humans can be of any age
4) All humans must express their love for each other
5) Non-humans are not required to express love
I think that there is a difference between using authority to make something happen and using authority to not prohibit something from happening. I wonder if the clerk considered that she was 'marrying' these people, when actually she was just allowing the couples to decide whether or not they wanted to get married. (Granted, they probably would have.) Her activity was a link in the chain, not the whole chain.
My opinion: And no government should be able to prevent people from getting married. That is not anyone's business but their own.
Jan
They only person following the law in all of this is the clerk!
Matthew 12:30 KJV
He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad .
Acts 4:19
But Peter and John answered and said unto them, Whether it be right in the sight of God to hearken unto you more than unto God, judge ye.
Acts 5:29 KJV
Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said , We ought to obey God rather than men.
John 12:43 KJV
For they loved the praise of men more than the praise of God.
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