Bingo! (I bet he lost money playing that, as well)...

Pfft, welfare is slowing the "natural selection" process down IMHO

sadly, natural selection can take generations

o.o what an IDIOT! HAHAHA my coworkers are trying to figure out what is so funny! This puts both a smile and a look of fear on my face

are there pictures or video?

this is a brilliant post. Do you want me to post something on the David Kelley talk AR vs Hayek on Abstraction? that one is coming

GO for it :)

Hey, I think this story crossed the line into porn; he said his balls kept popping out! I mean really, there are impressionable minds in here! Tsk tsk...

She can beat him with her hair.

I have another idea for a crud post... Maybe I'll put it up. I need to ruminate a bit...

But we know a gentleman never kisses and tells. You've led us to believe this, dk....

Answer to #1: no

Answer to #2: Emphatically NO!! And he can't have any more cotton candy.

Comment on #3: Aren't there always??

Not sure how this "game" is played. The usual way similar games work is that the carney demonstrates tossing in a few balls, coins, etc., to demonstrate how easy it is to win. The carney then takes the mark's dough, hands him a ball, coin, or whatever and watches as the poor mark clangs the item off the target. The secret is pure physics. The carney makes the toss from a few feet away. The mark is required to toss from behind a line or railing a couple of feet further away. The extra force imparted to the objected causes it to bounce off the target. Voila. Pure profit. (It just occurred to fivedollar that he should look over his shoulder for any suspicious carnival-looking types.)

How can one invest in Tubs of Fun? Fivedollar wants to take the carney side of this transaction.

The meaning changes with each drink. It's a risky thing to get involved in.

That was not very enlightening....

I think we know WAY too much about your body hair preferences lol

Is that the goal you set when posted this carnival loser guy's stupid story? lol Trying to beat mayo/MW with this crud????

I think he thought he was talking to you.

What' up with your friends???!!! lol Honestly I don't know that much about it... the impression I have is removal of all hair. Um...I'll pass. Admittedly too much body hair is icky to me, but some is good. Why the hell am I talking about this? I'm probably totally off base with this metro thing...enlighten me oh great knower of knowledge.

I need 80 comments on this post so keep producing!

oh, LS, you got your DK back

ALL my friends married guys they turned into metros

To think all these years I could've been stringing you for my bar tab! Damn!