I LOVE Peter Sellers. My two favorite movies (look them up)
"After the Fox"
"The World of Henry Orient"

I always think of an old Peter Sellers movie, The Mouse That Roared.

We can find our island, immediately declare war against the US, then immediately surrender and collect billions in foreign aid to rebuild our war ravaged country.

When do we start?

Yes, on a tax free island in the caribbean. Lets call it Atlantis.

We have to be careful there John. If the IRS chooses to define it as barter, it's taxable.