Tomorrow, my wife and I will be married for 60 years. Can anyone top that? Most of our friends and relatives have assumed room temperature. Everyone else has a long way to go.
An old guy is sitting in his living room, crying his eyes out. His wife rushes to his side and asks, "what's wrong honey?" He answers, "50 years ago tonight, you and I were fooling around in your parents front parlor, and your father caught us." she smiles coyly and says, "yes, I remember". He continues, "Your daddy sent you up to bed and he took me out to the barn and said, "Son, I'm a judge in this county, and if you don't marry my daughter tomorrow morning, I'll put you in jail for 50 years!" His wife asks, "But why are you crying?" He answers with a cry, "I'D HAVE BEEN GETTING OUT TOMORROW!!!!"
Happy and blessed anniversary Herb, and many, many more!
In a Vegas audience years ago, newly-weds were spotted and asked to rise. The MC asked how long were they married, and the groom replied "2 weeks" - MC: "What's your secret?" Audience roared!!
An oldie: The MC spots an ancient looking guy, with a wrinkled face, an emaciated body and he walked with a cane. The MC had him stand up and he asked, "To what do you attribute your great age?" The guy answered, "I drink a 4/5 of Corby's whiskey every day, I'm a 3 pack a day smoker plus several cigars a day, I eat nothing but high calorie fatty foods and use 4 or 5 teaspoons of sugar in my coffee." The MC says, "Why, that's remarkable. May I ask how old you are sir?" The guy answered "I'm 27."
Reminds me of the old George Burns joke when he turned 90. "I still chase the ladies. Sometimes I run out of breath and stop and wonder what I'm doing. Then I remember and make myself a sandwich."
Burns, Benny, Skelton,Jonathan Winters; the greats; not a foul word ever spoken, and hilarious to boot. Compare that to the low-class comics today who can't perform without using the "F" word. Ugh!!
Wishing you both happy times ahead! I became a widow in '01 but if my beloved Joe hadn't left me, we would have made 66 years 3 months ago. I'm still mad at him and tell him every day!!! (But still kiss his photo every night).
Congratulations! I'm still a divorced dino. Never found my heart of gold. And I'm getting old. My grown kids think I'm cool. Maybe paying all my child support helped-- --and I had them over every other weekend for a few years My stepson made me best man at his wedding after years of me thinking he just put up with me. My ex even borrows money from me and pays back with interest. She hates the next divorced hubby in her life. Not me. We're friends. No, I don't want to get back with her. She smokes. I quit. So she stinks; and save for money, I don't trust her. It's a funny world for the allosaur.
My kids guilted me into quitting smoking which I did in '74. My BW & I have had our ups & downs but always managed to get past them. But I understand that it's not always possible.
I take mine from H. Rider Haggard: "She who must be obeyed." In Detroit, we had a phrase that illustrates that. It's called "Kidding on the square." She's always on a diet, so as a result she's pretty well preserved for 81 in October. She makes me diet also, but I cheat.
I cheated during our little 3-day trip to Gatlinburg and she did too -- we took a little scotch for me and amaretto for her ... 3.5 years since we'd done that -- and it was fun!!! . watching TCM and being silly with my best friend -- WoW!!! -- j
Tonight we celebrated our 60th with the family and a surprise great granddaughter in from Texas. I not only overate, but it was Fried too. Plus when the restaurant people found out what we were celebrating they sent us over a double helping of Bananas Foster. I'll be thinking of that all week.
years ago, on another honeymoon, my first wife and I had bananas foster at brennan's in new orleans. . we drove in from a camping area north of lake pontchartrain, parked our truck in a free spot, walked around the corner, and acted like we owned the place. . she was 18 and I was 22. breakfast for royalty!!! -- j
What a coincidence. My son, along with wife granddaughter (my great)and mother-in-law pulled in with his Ford 250 diesel towing his camper coming in from camping over the weekend. The old Scoutmaster still loves to camp.
True, but the seafood restaurant we were at was hard to beat. They started as a fish market and evolved into a restaurant as well. They have 2 boats and catch their own fish, shrimp & scallops. Also, they really know how to cook them.
ooooohhhh, get me a bib!!! . I forgot that you're in florida. . drool. I'd like some red snapper, blackened and grilled, and some lemon. . YUM!!! -- j .
I can't, but last March my Mom and Dad hit 68 years - married in 1947, 92 and 87, still on their own and doing fine. Dad's the last WW2 vet left in my family. Mrs. Animal and I are at 23 years.
Congrats to you both! Hope you're having a great day.
Wooee! 68 and counting. 23rd is pretty good, too. Of course, compared to your mom & dad, you're just beginners. WW2, I was just learning how to draw a P49 Aerocobra (I think). 1944 I was 10 and full of patriotic zeal.
1944, I wasn't a gleam in my Daddy's eyes yet (born 1961.) But Dad was finishing bombardier's training, and his brother was jumping into Eindhoven with the 101st.
I only say because my Dad raised me on WWII aircraft. He was a P-38 crew chief in North Africa through Sicily and Italy. And then on the B-29 program in the states towards the end there. I still love those old aircraft. Rode in a CAF B-25 a while back.
I was trying to remember when I was 10 years old. Thanks for the correction. I read all I could about the Bell Aerocobra. That it had a water cooled Allison engine, etc. I dreamt that I'd pilot one some day. I don't remember any more details, but I think I got that right.
The P-39 had its issues. It was called the Iron Dog by many. The engine was behind the pilot with a crankshaft all the way to the propeller. Chuck Yeager got his start training in P-39's at the Tonopah, Nevada Army Air Force Base. The AAF found a good use for it as a low level attack fighter over Guadalcanal. You did not want to dogfight a zero in one of these.
LOL Thank you. We married very young. (21 & 20). I don't recommend it. We were no more ready to be married and have kids than becoming superheroes. I was in university and was selling shoes part time she was working full time. No money and that was even before credit cards. (I'm older than dirt).
Well, we're going out tonight to a fancy Italian restaurant, with a big menu and a band that plays from 7 to 9. Sunday it's the celebration with the family. After that -- I'm through with celebrations.
Broke curfew in a big way on Tuesday. Took my team our for sushi. Way too much sake. Poor decision making. Head to locals scooter-driver bar with live music (recommended by nice waitress). More beer. Out till 2 am... very rough Wednesday!
Phew! I always thought that the description of Thor drinking would be something like, ..."And he consumed great steins of nut brown ale." Those Vikings were big on brew. They also drank an ale made from honey called Mead. I think. I'm recalling 8th grade now.
Love dark scotch ales and stouts! Mead is pretty awesome too. I've always wanted to make a mead from maple syrup, which I love and cook everything with.
Wonderful. Couldn't eat everything we ordered. The doggy bag is way too good for the dog. Sunday it's the family's turn. We are going to a restaurant that was started by a fish market. They are located right on the gulf. They have their own boats and you can eat fish and shrimp and scallops that was caught just a few hours before.
One of the questions I'd ask myself during an argument that starts getting heated is, "Is this the hill you want to die on?" We both like the analogy of the life as a roller-coaster. The wonderful ups, the dreadful downs and you only get off -- permanently.
Herb and Mrs. Herb, we salute you!!! . Congratulations and may the bluebird of happiness fly in your door!!! And Stay for another sixty!!! -- j and k .
Congrats, Herb. Definitely an accomplishment you should be proud of. It will be 60 for my parents this coming December, although I'm not sure how pleasant it was early on.
Seems that 3 months into their marriage, they fooled around, the consequences being that my mom spent her 19th birthday and their first wedding anniversary in the hospital with me.
Everyone has something. In our case, we were very young (21 & 20) and our parents hated each other. They couldn't stand to be in the same room with each other. It made it difficult to have family get-togethers. But we managed to overcome. Lots of scars, but -- they heal.
Wow, 60 years! That is quite an accomplishment for both of you. I am at a lowly 14 years and it has been rocky at best. We get along better when we are apart, like now. I am in New Mexico (working) and she is in the Denver, Colorado area, also working. Makes it hard sometimes but we make it work.
Rocky is the word for it. We call it the roller-coaster. As we aged, we managed to turn most of the downs as a part of the deal. No one gets out of life unscathed.
Congrats to both of you herb, We have a great and relationship and will never part. Besides my trade-in value is way too low. Till death do us part. we meant it than and we still honor it now.
Now is the age of shorts. Short jobs, short marriages, short shorts, short attention spans, which is what makes it surprising. Since I'm old, I guess I'm also old-fashioned. One of the things I used to enjoy is to walk along the trail in a nearby park located right on the Gulf. On a Sunday or holiday, the grills are grilling, the baseball diamond is in full use, people & families of every race and ethnicity are playing Frisbee, yelling at one another kidding one another and showing love for one another. To me, this was the real America. Now, not so much.
Hi Herb; For those of us old enough to remember the days when there was not the instant gratifications provided by the supposed "marketplace", our memories recall something fuller than what is apparent today. I remember just taking the basketball out and perfecting sight, motion, and timing reflexes in sinking baskets, or getting on the ten speed and cruising miles just exploring the reality of the world. If weather was inclement, then I would build models or read books. Those are the memories of a kid back then.
But, I also remember at times, spending quiet evenings with my grandfather poring over his coin collection when I was a lad of 8 years old. This was in rural southwest New Hampshire, where the living room had a large painting of a four masted sailing ship plying rough seas.
No TV, no need for radio, forget the telephone party lines, the family goes their quiet ways of sitting in living rooms or in dining rooms such as I did with my granddad. The coins represented history, which he would elaborate upon year by year in his memory and upbringing. He was born in the 19th century, was slightly younger than Hitler and had been a gunnery instructor in WWI.
It is from my Dad, my granddad, and also my great granddad who was born in the Civil War that I have a deep appreciation of history and the passage of time. I also have the cherished memories of sitting and conversing with my great granddad born in the Civil War when I was reaching 12 years old. I was beginning to read and appreciate works like Ayn Rand, and speak to him of his memories. Here conversing with me was a man who was 12 years old when Custer was massacred, had seen the invention of the automobile, the airplane, radio, and a man in space - two world wars, depressions, umpteen presidents come and go. He was 100 years old and sitting with me under the shade of a tree in rural Pepperell, Massachusetts in 1964.
The history, the direct memories of people as they age are so precious and critical to humanity as it progresses - I get to a loss of words of how to appreciate the old folks. Partly, because I am one of them and have so much to say.
Being ancient, I got my first bike before what we called "racing bikes" were popular or even available. It was a blue and cream Schwinn with new departure foot back-pedal brakes. One speed and no help for the legs I rode it all over Detroit from one end of the city to another, and considering it was 30 mile wide at the top it was no mean feat. We got our first TV when it was only a 10" B&W screen and programming didn't start until 5 pm. My maternal Grandpa spoke 4 languages, none of them very well except possibly Russian. He told me stories of the revolution. He loved the kind of caviar that was orange and you could smell it 3 city blocks away. He'd spread it thick on black bread. He drank the cheapest whiskey you could buy. He once told me that it was so cold in Russia that the flames on the candles froze, but that was OK since they were so hungry they ate them.
My compliments! I'm at 25 years married and everybody I know keeps bragging for me, to me! Of course I'm mistaking thinking we'll do an uber goal of 30!!! 60 OMG! Your a rock and you rock!
Thanks. I had a music teacher who was trying to get us to play a difficult rhythm. He finally said about the timing we couldn't get right, "Time passes, so move your asses."
Happy and blessed anniversary Herb, and many, many more!
"She proposed to me as follows: 'Marry me or die!' ...
So I chose the lingering death!"
were spotted and asked to rise. The MC
asked how long were they married, and the
groom replied "2 weeks" - MC: "What's your
secret?" Audience roared!!
The MC spots an ancient looking guy, with a wrinkled face, an emaciated body and he walked with a cane. The MC had him stand up and he asked, "To what do you attribute your great age?" The guy answered, "I drink a 4/5 of Corby's whiskey every day, I'm a 3 pack a day smoker plus several cigars a day, I eat nothing but high calorie fatty foods and use 4 or 5 teaspoons of sugar in my coffee." The MC says, "Why, that's remarkable. May I ask how old you are sir?" The guy answered "I'm 27."
old husband spend their wedding night?? Helping each other in and out of the car.
greats; not a foul word ever spoken, and hilarious to boot. Compare that to the low-class
comics today who can't perform without using the "F" word. Ugh!!
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Joe hadn't left me, we would have made 66 years 3 months ago. I'm still mad at him and
tell him every day!!! (But still kiss his photo
every night).
I lost a son 23 years ago, and I still shed a tear or two for him every day. Life goes on.
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I'm still a divorced dino.
Never found my heart of gold.
And I'm getting old.
My grown kids think I'm cool.
Maybe paying all my child support helped--
--and I had them over every other weekend for a few years
My stepson made me best man at his wedding after years of me thinking he just put up with me.
My ex even borrows money from me and pays back with interest.
She hates the next divorced hubby in her life.
Not me. We're friends.
No, I don't want to get back with her. She smokes. I quit.
So she stinks; and save for money, I don't trust her.
It's a funny world for the allosaur.
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the source of answers for all of life's questions!!! -- j
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we took a little scotch for me and amaretto for her ... 3.5 years
since we'd done that -- and it was fun!!! . watching TCM
and being silly with my best friend -- WoW!!! -- j
p.s. scotch and pizza ain't bad!!!
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bananas foster at brennan's in new orleans. . we drove in
from a camping area north of lake pontchartrain, parked our
truck in a free spot, walked around the corner, and acted
like we owned the place. . she was 18 and I was 22.
breakfast for royalty!!! -- j
http://http://www.brennansneworleans.com/men...
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tastes better outside, compared with inside!!! -- j
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I'd like some red snapper, blackened and grilled, and some lemon. . YUM!!! -- j
.
Congrats to you both! Hope you're having a great day.
68 and counting.
23rd is pretty good, too. Of course, compared to your mom & dad, you're just beginners. WW2, I was just learning how to draw a P49 Aerocobra (I think). 1944 I was 10 and full of patriotic zeal.
I only say because my Dad raised me on WWII aircraft. He was a P-38 crew chief in North Africa through Sicily and Italy. And then on the B-29 program in the states towards the end there. I still love those old aircraft. Rode in a CAF B-25 a while back.
http://www.militaryfactory.com/aircra...
Don't think we'll get to 60 years since I was married this time at 37, but you never know!
We married very young. (21 & 20). I don't recommend it. We were no more ready to be married and have kids than becoming superheroes. I was in university and was selling shoes part time she was working full time. No money and that was even before credit cards. (I'm older than dirt).
One of my friends at works grandparents celebrated their 75th recently! The grandfather died a few days after 100!
Broke curfew in a big way on Tuesday. Took my team our for sushi. Way too much sake. Poor decision making. Head to locals scooter-driver bar with live music (recommended by nice waitress). More beer. Out till 2 am... very rough Wednesday!
Anniversary celebrations are much less stressful!
You're a better man than me - or you've got better kidneys for sure.
I always thought that the description of Thor drinking would be something like, ..."And he consumed great steins of nut brown ale." Those Vikings were big on brew. They also drank an ale made from honey called Mead. I think. I'm recalling 8th grade now.
How was the anniversary dinner?
and may the bluebird of happiness fly in your door!!!
And Stay for another sixty!!! -- j and k
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Seems that 3 months into their marriage, they fooled around, the consequences being that my mom spent her 19th birthday and their first wedding anniversary in the hospital with me.
Good for you and your spouse.
Wives have some kind of built-in radar that tells them everything.
Till death do us part. we meant it than and we still honor it now.
Talk about low trade-in value. I've got so much wrong with me that if I were a car, the dealer would pay not to trade me in.
It is surprising how many long lived marriages reside in the gulch.
But, I also remember at times, spending quiet evenings with my grandfather poring over his coin collection when I was a lad of 8 years old. This was in rural southwest New Hampshire, where the living room had a large painting of a four masted sailing ship plying rough seas.
No TV, no need for radio, forget the telephone party lines, the family goes their quiet ways of sitting in living rooms or in dining rooms such as I did with my granddad. The coins represented history, which he would elaborate upon year by year in his memory and upbringing. He was born in the 19th century, was slightly younger than Hitler and had been a gunnery instructor in WWI.
It is from my Dad, my granddad, and also my great granddad who was born in the Civil War that I have a deep appreciation of history and the passage of time. I also have the cherished memories of sitting and conversing with my great granddad born in the Civil War when I was reaching 12 years old. I was beginning to read and appreciate works like Ayn Rand, and speak to him of his memories. Here conversing with me was a man who was 12 years old when Custer was massacred, had seen the invention of the automobile, the airplane, radio, and a man in space - two world wars, depressions, umpteen presidents come and go. He was 100 years old and sitting with me under the shade of a tree in rural Pepperell, Massachusetts in 1964.
The history, the direct memories of people as they age are so precious and critical to humanity as it progresses - I get to a loss of words of how to appreciate the old folks. Partly, because I am one of them and have so much to say.
Congratulations.
I had a music teacher who was trying to get us to play a difficult rhythm. He finally said about the timing we couldn't get right, "Time passes, so move your asses."