Yesterday, I was going out the door to my attached garage when I twisted my foot and fell. Now, it is bad enough when an 81 year old man falls, but to add to the indignity of it I fell into a recycle bin. Was the Universe trying to tell me something? There I was, my ass in the bin and my head and legs hanging over. I couldn't get up. I pressed the red button on my Cricket phone and the nice lady sent out the EMS guys who were there in 5 minutes. I was thankful that no one had a camera. Today I have a swollen ankle, a twisted knee and a couple of bruises. Funny yesterday -- today, not so much.