Remove ALL discriminatory information. Age, height, weight, GPA, felony convictions, immigration status, death certificate, ...

Some may think I'm foul (your misspelling) but scientists say I'm a cross between a fowl and a reptile.
Dinos are warm-blooded, you see.
We are also hot-blooded come mating time, but you had the audacity to leave the genus of my species out of the equation.
What do you think I am? Extinct?!

How about "self-served/independent?
That can apply to, not only gender, but also marital status, education, income, religion, hobbies, political affiliation, etc.. Wow! This could really save time on an application.

I personally thing we need to change ALL this identity crap into the following.

Identify your State:
1) Animal
2) Vegetable
3) Mineral

Please Identify your Species:
1) Mammal
2) Foul
3) Reptile (Lawyers/Politicians)

Please identify your Sub Species
1) Human
2) Non-Human (Also Lawyers and Politicians)

There ya go no more race crap...

I like the classic joke:

Sex:
0 Male
0 Female
X Other (write in) YES

Get over it. You don't get to tell Africa they can't have big game trophy hunts. Economics!
http://www.luxuryhunts.com/index.html

I'm not so sure she's a 'Sis'.

Lord knows, our lives should be dedicated to making Big Sis' dreams come true!

uhhhhwooow. You just burst Napolitano's great plan of an all encompassing and loving acceptance for all on her newly fashioned gender check boxes. She will be so hurt that you don't appreciate her very important, urgent, feel-good measures.
Christ...how about we just removed the gender box all together...along with the race box. Sheesh! I hate these self important, money wasting morons.

Can't say I did, LS! I doubt that I'd have cared even if it did occur to me.

No no...that's Jenny... Don't confuse them...they're already confused enough.

Oh yeah. :-)

"What number would that be?"
That'd be a normal straight guy who's got it bad for a girl whose number happens to be "one in ten".

:-) I thought it was 867-5309

I don't know what those words mean. I hope everyone gets confused, and we can just forget about group identity altogether.

I'm laughing that queer used to be epithet. I'm glad they've taken back that word, even though I don't know what at means. At least I won't laugh if I make an honest mistake:
"Who's the man who works in the supply room?"
"He's actually not a man."
"She's a woman?"
"No, no, a queer."
I would think the person saying this was a full-on homophobe. I feel old now.

Caitlyn 224-8536

Sometimes I think I'm a Lesbian in a mans body. What number would that be?

Do you remember how disrespected and unsupported you FELT?

And you don't FEEL very supported or respected do you?? You should sue Napolitano.... (Oh...NOW I understand the gender queer option).

"gender queer" is one of the choices? What planet am I on????

I am a number 7. I was denied admission.

I remember only being offered one of two.

God I'm old!