I could be called out for "jumping to judgement" by stating that an attack by a black mob on a helpless white family is a "hate crime."
But why not?
Obama can do it. Al Sharpton can do it.
I'm also an American. So why can't I do it?
Wait, I need to go check on my face in the bathroom mirror.
I'm back. Never mind. Wrong PC skin color,
Same gores for that cracker family.