The Weirdest/Craziest Job You Have Ever Done
I hope there are a few spies who come forward. Anyway, Aj's post on robots is the muse for this post. This is going to be a wild ride. ok I'll start with a sad job-but I will save my most controversial job for later-I want to see what you all can bring to the table.
to pay for college tuition, I sat in a back room at the bookstore and tore off book covers. Yes-from most beloved novels to Aristotle. We sent the covers back to the publisher's and we torched the books. Yes! Torched them! If you were caught "stealing" the body of a book to be torched (!) you were fired.
to pay for college tuition, I sat in a back room at the bookstore and tore off book covers. Yes-from most beloved novels to Aristotle. We sent the covers back to the publisher's and we torched the books. Yes! Torched them! If you were caught "stealing" the body of a book to be torched (!) you were fired.
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in the front few rows with the press. . I Am Envious!!! -- j
p.s. I did get to shake Sneaky Pete Kleinow's hand,
though. . my favorite steel player of all time. . snif.
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there in your face. . and the polygraphers were an
odd lot. . some friendly like part of your family, and
others like the gestapo. . just pause to think hard
about your answer before you state it. -- j
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(This is from one of our British tours. (I am sitting down; I wear a red doublet.)
Jan
I have had so many different dirty jobs I could put them in a TV show. Mm Mm Mm. The two stinkiest were; When I was between 10 & 11 I had to shovel out 7 stalls (5 sheep, and two newborn calfs) twice a week. I pulled septic tanks for three weeks (I operated the tractor) until we pulled one and it exploded. The two guys that worked with me looked like something out of a movie covered in thick slime. It took me almost an hour to get them hosed off and it was about 40deg. out. That was the day I quit that.
After college I went to work in Semiconductor Engineering. That was something like a cross between Teslas & Frankensteins laboratory and the Myth Busters TV show.
The interesting part with this one was when I went back to the "lab" these two guys had in their garage in Prescott, Az. They had a small kiln with the elements burnt out in it, a microscope with coke bottle lenses, and lived in an adjacent old "Mother in Law" type house next to an alley. While I was there their "partner", this seedy pencil thin mustache character arrived shortly followed by an extremely expensive Cadillac down the alley. Into the garage came this immaculately dressed distinguished elderly gentleman. There was no time for introductions and the seedy partner and Cadillac guy had no idea I was a geologist, just a scruffy bearded mountain man in flannel. So, I got to listen to the entire sales pitch they made to this obviously affluent fellow. And I kept my mouth shut.
The affluent guy left and seedy mustache guy jumped around rubbing his hands in glee and said "I think we have our White Rabbit this time". The two guys that I had visited the property with were mortified at this display. I never knew who the affluent guy was and I went back to my chiro with an eye popping tale to tell him. Interesting, that evening the two guys called me up and apologized for even being involved in the scam. They actually came from a respectable mining background history and had gotten suckered in to this by seedy mustache guy. I actually later hired the younger son to help me map thousands of feet of old underground workings high in the Bradshaw Mts. in central Arizona. I at least had an influence keeping him on the straight and narrow.
I put an end to this phase of my "career" by returning to Nevada and getting a real job with real gold mining companies.
Jan, feared the answer
job as a janitor at night, and part of my work was
in law offices, and I saw books in the trash (by
mistake, I thought), and "rescued" them; but I
found out they were being thrown away because
they were out of date. So is that why you pre-
pared those other books for burning?
was something strange -- I got 'em once by
changing my answers between instances of
taking the same test (they said that they had
lost the results of the first instance, but then
found it later). . we discussed why I changed
answers between the tests for quite awhile. -- j
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fascinating today!!! -- j
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it was friends among friends. . people whom we knew.
then, one day, I got a call from a person whom I had
never known, asking if we would do the knoxville
"dogwood arts festival" dance. . in the old city.
in the middle of the street. . and play disco.
besides a couple of songs, I didn't play disco and
have always been a nonconformist -- no politics.
but they wanted music for one of the four sides of
an intersection, with the other 3 sides filled by others.
a radio station, a dance group and a club
featuring country music were the other 3.
long story short -- we got music and cable and took
the high-power stuff and, by the end of the night,
all of the people were on our side of the intersection.
and we did not have to replace too many windows.
we ran about 3,000 watts. . they paid for the romex.
and we made no enemies. -- j
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