The Weirdest/Craziest Job You Have Ever Done
I hope there are a few spies who come forward. Anyway, Aj's post on robots is the muse for this post. This is going to be a wild ride. ok I'll start with a sad job-but I will save my most controversial job for later-I want to see what you all can bring to the table.
to pay for college tuition, I sat in a back room at the bookstore and tore off book covers. Yes-from most beloved novels to Aristotle. We sent the covers back to the publisher's and we torched the books. Yes! Torched them! If you were caught "stealing" the body of a book to be torched (!) you were fired.
to pay for college tuition, I sat in a back room at the bookstore and tore off book covers. Yes-from most beloved novels to Aristotle. We sent the covers back to the publisher's and we torched the books. Yes! Torched them! If you were caught "stealing" the body of a book to be torched (!) you were fired.
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Consequently, there are all kinda great stories to tell. But the craziest was when we were hired by a realtor to go into the penthouse of one of Houston's poshest high rises in the aftermath of a domestic murder-suicide and empty it of everything wall-to-wall, including blood-soaked bed and carpet and other tell-tale signs of the mayhem.
I remember signing documents when I got my security clearances saying I wouldn’t reveal any details of my work for 75 years, so I wouldn’t expect to hear any juicy info if a real spy happens along here.
was something strange -- I got 'em once by
changing my answers between instances of
taking the same test (they said that they had
lost the results of the first instance, but then
found it later). . we discussed why I changed
answers between the tests for quite awhile. -- j
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there in your face. . and the polygraphers were an
odd lot. . some friendly like part of your family, and
others like the gestapo. . just pause to think hard
about your answer before you state it. -- j
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I have had so many different dirty jobs I could put them in a TV show. Mm Mm Mm. The two stinkiest were; When I was between 10 & 11 I had to shovel out 7 stalls (5 sheep, and two newborn calfs) twice a week. I pulled septic tanks for three weeks (I operated the tractor) until we pulled one and it exploded. The two guys that worked with me looked like something out of a movie covered in thick slime. It took me almost an hour to get them hosed off and it was about 40deg. out. That was the day I quit that.
After college I went to work in Semiconductor Engineering. That was something like a cross between Teslas & Frankensteins laboratory and the Myth Busters TV show.
I worked in what is probably the largest processed meat packing plant in the US. I started out "pumping hams" (injecting the salt/chemical brine) and making hotdogs. After about 6 months I became the chemist, mixing all of the "stuff" (thats the technical term) that goes into the processing and pumping that around the plant to be used. Chemistry was the least part of my job. I moved about 3 tons of 100lb sacks in a day that had to be thrown up onto a platform and then poured into tall columns to dissolve in water. It was all union, and wasn't to dangerous. They only averaged 5 fatalities a year.
One day I was a member, swimming and laughing with the other members. The next day I started work as their janitor and discovered how invisible you can become simply by appearing to belong to a 'lower caste.'
I actually did a good job, thanks to being OCD and a bit of a perfectionist, but after a while, I discovered that the Z-fold toilet paper dispensers actually depended on interlocking the refill stack with the remaining stack.
So if you 'accidentally forgot to interleave those two key sheets,' the next 'customer' would see what looked like a full dispenser, but might just get The Last One if their lucky number came up.
Taught me a lot about respecting people As People and not because of their jobs, wealth or title. From the President of the Country on down to the guys that haul my garbage away.
All humans deserve respect until or unless their actions make it clear they don't.
job as a janitor at night, and part of my work was
in law offices, and I saw books in the trash (by
mistake, I thought), and "rescued" them; but I
found out they were being thrown away because
they were out of date. So is that why you pre-
pared those other books for burning?
Funny, when I went for my masters a couple years later, the required book was the old Prof's.
it was friends among friends. . people whom we knew.
then, one day, I got a call from a person whom I had
never known, asking if we would do the knoxville
"dogwood arts festival" dance. . in the old city.
in the middle of the street. . and play disco.
besides a couple of songs, I didn't play disco and
have always been a nonconformist -- no politics.
but they wanted music for one of the four sides of
an intersection, with the other 3 sides filled by others.
a radio station, a dance group and a club
featuring country music were the other 3.
long story short -- we got music and cable and took
the high-power stuff and, by the end of the night,
all of the people were on our side of the intersection.
and we did not have to replace too many windows.
we ran about 3,000 watts. . they paid for the romex.
and we made no enemies. -- j
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and we "always never" took breaks. . they did,
but we didn't. . this was considered strange
by the powers that be. . no breaks? . Why?
We Don't Want To Stop This!!!
we ran hard from about sundown (6ish) until about 2 a.m. -- j
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got so good that she did not check me. . and today,
dammit, I get lost after lunes, martes, miercoles..... -- j
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