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What I plan to do on my summer vacation. By Barack Obama

Posted by richrobinson 10 years, 5 months ago to The Gulch: General
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Some people think it's easy to restrict freedom, destroy liberty and crash the worlds largest economy. The truth is it is hard work. Just last week I had to invent a whole new set of economic numbers to report because the real numbers would have scared the hell out of everybody. Then there are the phone calls. Al Qaeda did this or ISIS did that or help-Iran wants to destroy us blah, blah, blah. That is why I am looking forward to my summer vacation. Once again it will be a working vacation. I will attempt to spend as much tax payer money as possible to further push us to the brink of insolvency. For security reasons I can't discuss the actual location yet but I will be golfing and bike riding and completely ignoring all the crazy stuff going on in the world. Thinking about all that can be a real drag. So what are you doing this summer?

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  • Posted by Herb7734 10 years, 5 months ago
    From the Obama Mama:
    Of my son, I am so proud,
    He's doing things we could never say out loud.
    To Eastern Royals he bowed,
    And kept the U.S. Army cowed.
    I'm so proud, my heart is bustin',
    We now have a U.S. no one has trust in.
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  • Posted by edweaver 10 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I hate to say it but think we may be better off with Putin than Obama. It appears Putin has a pair. Lol
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 10 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I'm wondering how a golf ball can look normal after its packed with C4 and a tiny percussion detonator.
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  • Posted by Mamaemma 10 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Excellent point. I never forget that the citizens did not elect him twice, or maybe even once.
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    Posted by eddieh 10 years, 5 months ago
    How about free bungee jumping lessons with no strings attached ?
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  • Posted by Technocracy 10 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    And the ears....

    I'm sure one has no trouble hearing her over a jet engine with that penetrating ..... voice
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  • Posted by richrobinson 10 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I often wonder what Putin really thinks of Obama. He must be wondering how we elected such a weak President - twice.
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  • Posted by Mamaemma 10 years, 5 months ago
    And eating ice cream and riding a bike with a helmet and throwing baseballs like a girl and wearing Mom jeans and just all kinds of manly things!
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  • Posted by richrobinson 10 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Sounds like a great summer OA. We really like the house we have and I prefer to stay home in the warm weather so I'm guessing we will staycation as well. Enjoy my friend.
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  • Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 10 years, 5 months ago
    Hello richrobinson,

    And I was hoping our POTUS would try bull fighting. It would be fun to see him take the bull by the horns... so to speak. Maybe running with the bulls... it would seem like good company. :)

    Summer vacation this year for me might just be a staycation. There are a lot of things locally that I have wanted to do. For a change this summer I also have several weddings to attend. It will be nice to put on a suit and tie for some weddings instead of the funerals that have become so much more prevalent as the years go by.
    Regards,
    O.A.
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  • Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Well, would you really want to be stuck on a plane looking at either one of them?? I mean, Moooochelle... she's kind of hard on the eyes...
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