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What I plan to do on my summer vacation. By Barack Obama

Posted by richrobinson 10 years, 5 months ago to The Gulch: General
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Some people think it's easy to restrict freedom, destroy liberty and crash the worlds largest economy. The truth is it is hard work. Just last week I had to invent a whole new set of economic numbers to report because the real numbers would have scared the hell out of everybody. Then there are the phone calls. Al Qaeda did this or ISIS did that or help-Iran wants to destroy us blah, blah, blah. That is why I am looking forward to my summer vacation. Once again it will be a working vacation. I will attempt to spend as much tax payer money as possible to further push us to the brink of insolvency. For security reasons I can't discuss the actual location yet but I will be golfing and bike riding and completely ignoring all the crazy stuff going on in the world. Thinking about all that can be a real drag. So what are you doing this summer?

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  • Posted by $ MichaelAarethun 10 years, 5 months ago
    All maskirova. He's still thinking about not abdicating and if so how long to string Hillary along before dropping the big shoe! As long as it isn't down here in free North America. Where is that? Anywhere outside of not free North America.
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  • Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I literally can't stop laughing right now!! OMG gasp!! Good thing I'm around a bunch of actors and their families, because otherwise, I might get hauled off to a rubber room.
    (My daughter is in a theater performance tonight w/one of her two acting classes. It's all the classes doing a proud tin called Looking Back Broadway).
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 10 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I vaguely remember a class about C4 around the turn of 1969-70m when I was drafted into the Marines.
    The instructor big time whacked some C4 around to show how it needed a detonator to explode.
    And that's about all I can remember. That's the closest I ever came to C4.
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  • Posted by johnpe1 10 years, 5 months ago
    this summer? . trying to invent a ghillie suit to hide from you!!! -- j
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  • Posted by $ jlc 10 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I have recently finished a poem. It is not an 'easy read' because it is written in Late Middle English. (Yes, I glossed it.) It is about an English archer who is almost killed by a Swiss longswordsman at the Battle of Nancy in 1477. I will be glad to PM it to you if you would like to read it, but I don't think it would be of general interest.

    Jan
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  • Posted by johnpe1 10 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    she claims that it's unwarranted when people claim
    that she appears angry. . but what kind of mind
    does it take to say, "This is the first time I've been
    proud of my country." when he was nominated .......
    or was it when he was elected? . angry over the
    affirmative action not exercised fast enough? -- j
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  • Posted by johnpe1 10 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    yes! . for a guy who is all bark and no bite, we should
    be glad that he is on the golf course instead of lobbying
    congress to make them bite off more debt for his "social programs."
    and yet, millions swoon at this "leader of the free world"
    and look to him for their phones, health insurance
    and any of 177 other forms of welfare!!! -- j
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  • Posted by $ jlc 10 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Do not know what Muse inspired that...I might be afraid to meet her...

    Jan, poet who sometimes woos the Muse
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