OK, so now workers have a 'right' to paid family leave? This should be interesting. Who gets to do the paying? The employer? And where does he or she get the money to do that, as well as hire someone to do your job while you're away? Isn't that discriminatory to those of us who aren't in 'a family way'? Why can't I get paid for sitting around the house with my dogs?

I wish I was from another planet. I'd make a fortune selling tourist tickets to this one.