I must be confused. Aren't we - the free world - about to enter into an agreement with the Iranian government to allow them access to nuclear technology. They are our friends, correct? Why would our friends seize a ship from its friends?

Gosh the world is such a complicated place. I'm just glad the we have our Dear Leader, The One, Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) to help us navigate through this minefield. Oops, maybe that wasn't the best choice of words. <cough>