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For all of The Holy Church of Gore faithful, on EarthDay, Papa Possum's "Brother Al's Traveling Ecopalypse Show"

Posted by Eudaimonia 10 years, 5 months ago to Politics
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For Vladimir Lenin's glorious birthday,
for "Ira Einhorn murdered his ex-gf and composted her in a closet" day,
For all of The Holy Church of Gore faithful....


Enjoy, or not.


Brother Al's Traveling Ecopalypse Show

Establishment Clause?... Anyone?... Anyone?...

Once upon a long, long time,
before the age of Man,
The Earth was green
and quite pristine,
an Eden wonderland.

Far wiser creatures roamed The Earth
pre-Man's ascendancy.
Tooth, and claw,
and tarpits all
just lived in harmony.

Fireball, and earthquake,
glacier ice, volcano flame
would rip and tear
The Ecosphere,
yet Eden stayed the same.

Then Man, the evil wretch, appeared
with greed, and carbon sin,
arrogant stride,
and market pride;
Man did poor Eden in.

But from patrician pampered privilege
a Prophet answered the plea
a Promised One,
Senator's son,
(failed doc divinity).

He collated contextless graphs
and false cause photo clips
and made a go
of a roadshow
preaching Apocalypse.

He soon was Senator, like Dad,
and even became Veep.
2000 went,
lost President,
and went off the end deep.

Then took the roadshow to the screen
to mass evangelize,
and pushed the vid
upon the kids
and won The Nobel Prize.

Though infidels and heretics
denied The Truth they heard
and dared profess
no consensus,
The Prophet preached The Word.

'Til in the halls of Congress,
His Gospel at last obeyed,
by their will
came Holy Bill
for Carbon Cap and Trade.

So rejoice, all ye brethren,
for His Glory is at hand,
His Sacraments
for low footprints
will justly rule the land:

light bulbs, trees, toilet paper,
hybrid cars, and compost piles,
windmill spins,
recycle bins,
and eco-Marxist smiles.

Soy milk, organic honey,
Green Delights now all in store;
Liberty stilled,
with no Free Will,
The Holy *Church* of Gore.

Brother Al's Traveling Ecopalypse Show, Copyright © 2009 Papa Possum

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Hear the audio stream here: http://papapossum.blogspot.com/2009/08/b...


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  • Posted by 10 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I'm not sure that I have enough material for an episodic show... let alone the time.
    But thanks for the thought.

    Thanks for reading, Zen.
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  • Posted by 10 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    It is undoubtedly one of the greatest, if not the greatest scientific hoaxes of all time.
    The only possible exception being Soviet Lysenkoism.

    Thanks for reading, Stormi.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 10 years, 5 months ago
    Loved that, Euda!
    The Eco-Marxist-In-Chief and the EPA have trashed a lot of jobs in my state.
    With more "regulating" on the way.
    The Holy "Church" of Gore has Alabama under its cloven hoof.
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  • Posted by Stormi 10 years, 5 months ago
    Fantastic! You got it all. Never let people forget that the biggest hoax conveniently falls on Lenin's birthday. The ultimate commie "got ua"!
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  • Posted by kevinw 10 years, 5 months ago
    Yeah,I heard guys with big carbon footprints were just overcompensating :)
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  • Posted by $ jbrenner 10 years, 5 months ago
    I hadn't heard about Ira Einhorn's "skeleton in the closet" until yesterday on the radio. That had been conveniently hidden for a very long time.
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  • Posted by $ jbrenner 10 years, 5 months ago
    And behind him (Al Gore) come
    Many lemmings following still
    Until at last all of us become
    Just as much roadkill!
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  • Posted by khalling 10 years, 5 months ago
    "His Sacraments
    for low footprints
    will justly rule the land: "

    and his footprint, meanwhile is large and on all of our faces
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