all in one video!

'But, but I'mmm so hungry and just one little ole apple won't stress you toooo much and I'll hug you.
''Well here, you can have this one that's already on the ground.
'But it's rotten and it has worms.
''It's also free, and this way you can help clean up the environment.
'Now it sounds like you're tricking me into working for you for just a rotten apple with worms. That's dirty Capitalism. I won't do it.
''Oh, but weren't you trying to get me to work for you to get an apple from the tree for nothing. What's that called?

So I'm greedy capitalist, huh?

I'll take that as a compliment.

Thanks!

And proud of it!

And of course she had no responsibility for providing for herself.
I am proud to be a greedy capitalist! At least as much as our current system allows me to be.

Best line, and we should appropriate it and use it more ourselves: "It's not sustainable".

Simple, the truth, and funny.