So, I just got a phone call, and [thinking it was someone I wanted to talk to] answered it. It was Medicare, wanting to answer the Wizard's inquiry about Medicare, which he didn't send.
I told the nice lady :| that if she wanted either one of us in Medicare, they'd have to drag us in, kicking and screaming.
She smilingly said "well, that's all right, then" .
I related this to my honey, along with "that's just their idea of a good time these days"; and, as he laughed, he said "write, write!"
and so I did.
The not-funny part is, of course, that it's true.