Well, I can handle the bread, all right and I dont mind a bit of dijon, but NOT ON FISH.

Is that why sushi seems to be cut and wrapped to be one bite? Shove it in and not see what's revealed in a bite.

One of the best 'curmudgeons' ever to speak on the planet.

a flying WHAT?!?
I wanna see one!

Thanks. 65-pound bluefin. Love on a plate...

I only like fish that does not taste or smell fishy!
I really like shrimp though.

hahaha. choke.

Lol, I love this site! And while I love both fish and sushi, even I have enjoyed the witty humor in this thread as opposed to what passes for humor in our "modern society". I believe the only prerequisite for most comedians is a great lack of any form of talent and a very low IQ. Thanks for the giggle.

You are brave.
I did warn you.


Anisakis
(to the tune of Steely Dan's "Bodhisattva")

Anisakis!
Keep that sushi of my plate.
Anisakis!
Not gonna leave it up to fate.
And they'll tell ya
the fish did the freezer blast
and it's all inspection passed...
can you show me?
Anisakis, anisakis!

Anisakis!
Little worms down in your throat.
Anisakis!
Funky fish fresh from the boat.
And they come up
whenever you have to cough.
Was the inspection signed off?...
Can you show me?
Anisakis, anisakis!


Thank you, I'm here all week.

I am and waiting...

all I know is-you're cranky during Lent

Indeed!
If you're familiar with the song, I can post my lyrics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAEphHf0...

this can't be good. I'm thinking worms are involved

Plus, aside from the stickiness of religion in general, this Pope is a Marxist, so who cares what he thinks.

As I understand it, and I could be wrong, the papal decree of fish on Fridays was an economic decision to bolster the Italian fishing industry.
Different times. different location: my decision to eat fish or not is not going to affect medieval Italian fishermen.

Do you really want me to elaborate?
Wouldn't you much rather just go on enjoying your sushi?

is it dark, plaintive and a little angry?

If you like sushi, you won't like my song.

huh. visitors who entertain. I like it

I like how you roll with the punches :)

That's a hell of a catch!

See my photo.

Ok...some inside joke, I suppose. Hardy har har!

Strange... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onjaC3A2...

OK -- I can't help it. Here's a fish joke:
Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One's a scum-sucking bottom dweller, and the other's, a fish.