So going gorilla isn't going to work anymore. Just adds to Mom's old advice to always have on clean underwear in case you're in an accident.

You will never go broke betting on the stupidity of school administrators.

How many of you remember MTV asking Bill Clinton about "Boxers or briefs?"

This is unacceptable. Somebody needs to be fired. If this was not a one time event then someone should have been watching and observing in order to establish the cause. I remember a particular student in my elementary school who was bit slow and had an issue with incontinence that embarrassed him terribly. Once we witnessed what we first thought were milk duds falling out of his pant-leg as he got off the bus... Some of the kids were merciless after that and he had to be assigned to a different bus. I am not saying this was necessarily the case for this story, but what did the inspection accomplish? Apparently the outcome was only distress for multiple students because of the act of perhaps one.

So, they were looking for an incriminating mole on someones tally-whacker?

Crazy. Life imitates the lame stories on pervy websites, at least so I've heard I mean.

I would *not* put up with this at my kids' school.

Okay, the inspection was over the top. Better to do a DNA check of the "crime scene" like some city was suggesting, to track down owners who's dogs left little "gifts" in the local park (ha, ha, ha).

As for the kids being emotionally strained by this...I remember lining up and dropping my drawers in PE, during junior high (I believe), so that a physician could inspect my privates. So far as I'm aware, I wasn't emotionally scarred by the exam. However, I'm not suggesting the school administration was proper in doing this.

Gee, I hope the kids were not naked under their outer clothing or wearing comfyballs underwear that the Brits found too scandalous to all to be advertises (free speech, right?).

Seems like a logical outcome of one-size-fits-all government 'thinking' as applied in [guess-what, government] schools.

And then? Did they check the bottom of shoes?

Oops! They only found a spilled Moochelle school lunch someone took out of the cafeteria.. Check student desks for a dirty tray. Trash cans too.

Guess they didn't want the perpetrator to, um, slip through the cracks?

It boggles the mind. So, did they find a kid with poop remnants in their knickers? Even that would not be incriminating; maybe they just didn't use enough toilet paper the last time they took a dump. Or there was something wrong with the school lunch. Hey, what if a kid was making a political statement--they could have brought the stuff in in a bag, not emitted it in situ. Even then, wouldn't there be witnesses? Oh, crap.

So what was some kid doing crapping on the gym floor in the first place?

Irresponsibility on top of reckless vandalism. Two stupids.

And this is also just more of the trend towards "guilty before being proved innocent".

The parents should raise hell and clean house big time of these petty little pervo kid tyrants.

I remember my middle school's enforcer's job designation was "Administration Assistant. He would send letters home to your parents signed with his name followed by A.A. We designated him as "Admiral Ass."

IF someone has been doing it and it was not a one time event. WHY did they not install a camera to catch the individual instead of violating all of the kids??????

they just love looking at children naked.
they should be jailed.