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Lumbersexual Here To Chop Down The Metrosexual

Posted by khalling 10 years, 11 months ago to Culture
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by all means put a beard on him. He's still missing his balls. They rolled under the bed FYI


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  • Posted by $ Susanne 10 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Or one Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov... although I rather preferred the Friedrich Engels beard to Lenin's.
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  • Posted by $ Susanne 10 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    They weren't the stupid backwoods hicks those producers assumed them to be. They assumed anyone not from the LA/NYC urban snakepit areas to be some goofball Larry, Darryl, and the other brother Darryl with an IQ in the single digits, and exploitable... not someone who had good business sense and the ability to exploit an opportunity dropped in their laps.
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  • Posted by Abaco 10 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I'd love to wear a kilt...oh, the comfort....oohhhh....

    People tell me all the time I look like Brett Favre and...yeah, I do. Those recent ads with him for the hair trimmer or tossing a football in his jeans make me cock my head and go "...wait a minute...". That's pretty much me when I'm not in slack and tie. Always been like that. I worry about guys who wear wingtips on their down time. Something very wrong there...
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  • Posted by Abaco 10 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Hahaha! That's funny!

    Yeah, the beard thing is funny, isn't it? But, at least the look is more masculine than the metrosexual thing that went on for too long. So, I dig it.
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  • Posted by Robbie53024 10 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Those are actually an affectation for the TV show. They weren't like that prior to the show. That show backfired on the producers. They expected to be making fun of these backwards hicks. Backfired them all the way to the bank, 'though!
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  • Posted by Robbie53024 10 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Would it be worth a second point if she had flipped up the kilt instead of merely bringing it up?
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  • Posted by 10 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    "what is the constant attraction to sexuality?" LOL
    wiggys-stay off these posts if you don't care for them! sheesh. I post valuable content on this site several times a week. I don't often see you commenting on my philosophy posts.
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  • Posted by jimslag 10 years, 11 months ago
    I don't know about everybody else but I have been that way since the 70's. I grew up in the North Woods of Wisconsin where you dressed that way to stay warm during the 9 months of winter. It would snow in October and you would not see green grass until May. Anyway, flannel and warm boots have been part of my wardrobe since, even when I moved to Colorado. The only problem I have is now the things are harder to find and more expensive because of the fad.
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  • Posted by $ Susanne 10 years, 11 months ago
    My guess re his continued missing appendages is he whacked them off which his mishandled, misguided axe... Shouldn't have attacked that kindling au naturale...

    What I kinda sorta want to know is this - Since when did life become a flipping costume party?
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  • Posted by Herb7734 10 years, 11 months ago
    In the NYC area a "beard" is someone taking the place of someone else. Every time I see a guy with a beard, I wonder, "What are you hiding?" The possible exceptions are those Duck Dynasty people, but even then those duckers seem to always be in disguise.
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  • Posted by $ Susanne 10 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    What ever happened to a man who was comfortable in his own skin, rather than following some fashion fad? Serious - if you work in an office, LOOK like you work in an office. If you work in the woods, then look like you work in the woods. This is no different than that silly "urban cowboy" fad that took hold in the City years ago - boys following the dress-up fashion mags instead of (--gasp!--) being men..

    I do have to say, tho... at least they disbanded the manskirt (NOT a kilt, which IMO is totally sexy as heck - a flipping skirt) and man-purse look... I can be pretty open to someone's choice of dress, but every time I saw that it kinda made my stomach lurch when I saw it.
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  • Posted by wiggys 10 years, 11 months ago
    what is the constant attraction to sexuality? one day you post that young men and women are keeping their distance from each other now its sexuality based upon what you wear on your body and face. how is this going to change any aspect of the world we live in? who cares? me thinks it is getting boring! let the washington and hollywood type saturate themselves with this discussion.
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  • Posted by $ Susanne 10 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    in re Castrosexuals.... I think that's been a trend for those reveling in the "just out of the closet" lifestyle for a few decades now... oh.. not *that* Castro...

    On a similar related note, however, I know of more than one "Woman's woman" who has worn the trappings of the "Lumbersexual" since the 1970's... flannel shirt, work Levi's, and logger's boots. It was part of the "individualistic look" that those involved in that movement required each other to wear...
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  • Posted by $ blarman 10 years, 11 months ago
    Wonder if he even knows how to handle an ax. Or a chainsaw.

    I think what's hilarious is that these are the same jokers so busy protecting the forests they don't even think for themselves!!! LOL!
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  • Posted by 10 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    lol. db has a rugged jaw but can't really grow a beard...so that worked out. I visit my daughter in LA, and I have noticed the beard thing-most of the young men look like they'd jump 10 feet in the air if I yelled" boo" it's sad really.
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  • Posted by AngryWhiteMale 10 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    That cracked me up....thanks.

    Putin should shake him down for his lunch money or take his pudding at the next G8 Summit.
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  • Posted by Abaco 10 years, 11 months ago
    I welcome this. I spend a lot of time in the city due to my work. I have seen a lot of the young guys with the beards and flannel and I get a kick out of it, really. I have been wearing flannel and boots on my down time for years - and on me it looks good (according to the feedback I get from my wife and her lady friends). No beard for me, though. Gets in the way of my rugged jaw....lol
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