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Best Sentence of the Day

Posted by khalling 13 years, 5 months ago to Entertainment

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must be full sentence with subject and predicate

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Posted by khalling 13 years, 5 months ago

"While the interminable, irrational, irresolute, war against drugs goes on decade after decade, the states and, inevitably, the federal government, will simply circumvent the on-going, multi-nefarious law enforcement efforts that we tolerate, because revenue potential will end up trumping every rational from national security to national health that's been trotted out to justify the colossal waste of lives and resources that's been expended over the last 100 some odd years." MrSelfish

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  Posted by LetsShrug 13 years, 5 months ago
  
  This may be considered a run-on sentence. :)
  
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    Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 13 years, 5 months ago
    
    Uhm... teacher can MrSelfish come out of the corner for recess?
    
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      Posted by LetsShrug 13 years, 5 months ago
      
      I would LOVE to hear a kindergartner say "Mr Selfish". I would laugh for a week. And, no.
      
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        Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 13 years, 5 months ago
        
        Remember:
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofbe158uk...
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 13 years, 5 months ago
        
        I could write a book, I swear to God. Maybe someday I will... The other day I was working with a group of kids and all of a sudden one of them went off on a tangent about the bible and heavenly Father and being good so you can go to heaven... and I just let him ramble for a while (because I was entertained and the kids were transfixed), when he stopped I looked at another adult and said, "Wow...my word game some how prompted a bible study. Didn't see that coming". And as I was writing this it dawned on me that the kid who was teaching the bible in the middle of my lesson was the same kid who reads about the Revolutionary War all the time,...what was his name...Javier. I guess Javier is Mormon because he said "heavenly father". This kid is chuck full! Chapter One.... "Javier".
        
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        Posted by khalling 13 years, 5 months ago
        
        you need to take a class. you do not have to be Mormon to say heavenly father. we are not sending you into the Christian camp when the fallout happens.
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 13 years, 5 months ago
        
        And I think his ramble mentioned the book of Mormon too.
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 13 years, 5 months ago
        
        But they say it the mostest
        
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        Posted by khalling 13 years, 5 months ago
        
        awesome! thanks for the belly laughs
        
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        Posted by khalling 13 years, 5 months ago
        
        awesome!
        wait a minute. we only have one sentence. I think this post will not follow the rules of best phrases of the day, but is its own organic meander
        
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 13 years, 5 months ago
        
        Teacher, MAY mrselfish come out of the corner?
        
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        Posted by khalling 13 years, 5 months ago
        
        omg! brilliant! Mr. Selfish hand puppets-NO! Mr.Selfish children's show! on Reason TV! Drew Carey writing the episodes! No, wait- the Atlas Shrugged Producers! the kids will LOVE IT!
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 13 years, 5 months ago
        
        Okay...go with this... where does Mr. Selfish live? And what does he do for a living?
        
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        Posted by khalling 13 years, 5 months ago
        
        Look! Mr. Selfish has built something bigger than the box! You can too!
        
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        Posted by khalling 13 years, 5 months ago
        
        my bad. Mr. Selfish has built something so small a mosquito can't see it. Meet Mrs. nano!
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 13 years, 5 months ago
        
        Lol
        
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        Posted by khalling 13 years, 5 months ago
        
        nonmooch we need a drawing of Mr. Selfish!
        
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 13 years, 5 months ago
        
        Cool. I'll post it tomorrow. :-)
        
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    Posted by khalling 13 years, 5 months ago
    
    do you have a ruler in your hand right now? :)
    
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      Posted by LetsShrug 13 years, 5 months ago
      
      Duh.... of COURSE!
      
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        Posted by khalling 13 years, 5 months ago
        
        huh. they still use those in class?
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 13 years, 5 months ago
        
        Sigh... CQ.
        
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Posted by khalling 13 years, 5 months ago

"The commie pukes cherry picking, out of context, leaps of logic deserve no better retort than you have provided. ", Objective Analyst on "Was Ayn Rand a Sociopath?"

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