The only keyless entry in that 1985 model is a row of buttons I have to push. If you take the battery out, it defaults to a five-digit factory combination. The displays in that baby are all analog. The throttle control has an automatic choke that sometimes acts up, but is never Internet connectable.

Roger that, nothing but your wireless.

Say again, Actual. What about the electronic throttle control, engine control module, trip computer with electronic display, and keyless entry? You have electronic gear, but are not networked and not accessible from the outside, granted.

Not my car. A 1985 Lincoln Town Car. Nothing to hack. The only electronic gear on board is in my own smartphone.