Hmmm, my observations are reality.

The ASK: "Just make it make sense..." is the part I believe you were addressing... By essentially saying... "It's just what they do".

FWIW, I was starting to end my OP with "Could it have anything to do with the Big D after her name..." with a total double entendre.

Oh yes. I never sold it, but used to host Tupperware parties. :)

My favorite, which doesn't even require the picture that I used of Oreo-Kotex, is:
Ribbed condoms ... Don't even taste like ribs.

Avon Calling . . .

(remember that?)

You're asking the impossible; there is NO reality in which your observations make sense. Why do lemmings follow their leader off the cliff? Because it's what they do. Why to the obliviots continue to vote for AOC? Same answer.

Good point!

Conservatives find it EASY To poke fun at AOC.

Democrats find it even EASIER to vote for her.

Just make it make sense...
(Without referencing a staging couch!)

Honestly, the Civics one could be better:

Why should we show favoritism towards Ford?

LOL

i doubt she can spell IQ.

Ordering a MABA hat is a fantastic idea. Count me in.

Really need these great laffers this morning!!! Thanks, ouc, for your outstanding collection of the biggest dingdong in DC :)

Genius, thy name is...er, initials are OUC. Thank you for an outstanding collection. I just might order me a few of those MABA hats.

Got me laughing this morning, OUC! Thank you!

As John Wayne reportedly said, "Life's tough, it's a lot tougher if you're stupid.
I heard the first several years ago but it was Alexandria Occasionally Coherent.

And she said that Elon Musk is stupid. With a remark like that it’s all you need to know about her IQ.

Honda lost mine before I bought my latest used car.
Or maybe the previous owner did for voting Democrap.
That's okay, though. I'm a MAGA and I can hear all my radio stations just fine.

Yea, I know where my antenna's are too! On the Truck: Passenger side front fender, on the new Mini Cooper I just bought, right over the rear hatch and out the back door at work where I do screen repairs and such.

Oh, no-oh! Me dino be a veteran without a single freakin' pet. Hey, but I do enjoy seeing visits to a pair of hummingbird feeders on the porch just outside my front door..
Also, I took a course in basic economics during the Sixties either at Chipola Jr. College in Marianna, Florida, or at Troy State at Troy, Alabama.
At least I know where "Antenna" is located. It's a Direct TV Dish on my roof just above my TV in my living room. Talk about me dino knowing a precise location! Believe I already done mentioned my hummingbird feeders. I think.
And another thing. I've been buying Hondas since the turn of the century. Just never bought a Civic. Not specifically. No way!
Guess what? You Jackass pooping in your pants partiers be currently studying the civics of you're own Armageddon.
So that's why you can just go M.A.B.A, you, you, uh, you Dumbocrat, silly as can be AOC!