A bunch of goodies and laughs are so needed right now! Good old Mike Ditka has that right! And liberals do indeed need to calm down, but how to get them to that point is a real mystery. If they can't hear, can only spout talking points, no way can we ever communicate. Popcorn is the best way right now, let'm tear at each other for a change. Thanks for the sweet treats OUC! (edit for spelling)

In the late 70s, my oldest "deadhead" brother wanted to get an earring. My father said... You know the rules... No Tattoos... And if you put in a piercing... I get to remove it... And I will NOT be fumbling with a clasp!

My brother asked "You would rip it out of my ear and damage my ear?"

To which my father replied: "You were warned, and you did the damage first!"

I used to play racquetball 4 or 5 times a week. I am ot sure there are courts available any more.

LOL. Somehow I imagined your powerful magnets attached to the blades of a ceiling fan...

Oh nice ... The Pickleball, I see it as for folks that lack the physical tenacity for tennis.
That Feminism one is so delightfully spot on.
You suffer your own peril should you underestimate the damage that can be inflicted by a pack of mobilized ANTIFA Tanks!
On the more serious side with ANTIFA and the rest of those little rug-rats... It's all about purchasing status for the unaccomplished, misdirected, malcontent mediocrity misfits.

Raising my hand just no Gen x or Xers! Warning I carry a powerful magnet that will latch onto nose rings and use to toss!

Yep!

You are correct, again. Was just thinking of the wealth leaving the city and how quickly it will be gone. But yes, they will get monies first from the state until that is gone, and they work on the fed. Did not think that far ahead.

I'd like to think you are right, but left wing parasites (and crony "capitalists" for that matter) are experts at playing the needy victim ploy and NYC will likely find ways suck wealth out of the state and federal coffers to prolong the scam. They will tax our popcorn as we watch the show meaning they will force us to pay for their folly until it fails.

Question so ancient I forget who asked it.
What starts walking on four "legs", then two and ends up on three?
Not an uninjured "young man" who for his old age issues needs a cane.

Wise young man - well said! Asking a question when you know the answer...

Great group, all funny.

I have a habit of asking such a question when I already know the answer.
Maybe it is an Allosaurus (means "different lizard") off the wall kinda thing.

Because it was......close to the truth? Thought that one was really funny.. almost to close to the truth...

Watching NYC - after what has happened in such a short time, do not think it will take all that long that the show will go on...

Regarding meme #3 top row~~what a great punchline!
Eating popcorn meme #6 top row? Is that watching justice being served? Or is it karma?
Over the hill divorced old dino perceives middle-aged women to be attractive and younger uns out of reach.
Still like looking, though. Or the only reason I like channel surfing over to TV wrestling.
Last meme bottom row? Why did I laugh when that was so mean?

I'll never see Angus the same again - sad about the beef burgers, LOL. Uh yeah on the coffee. Pop a lot of corn watching NYC play out - they will not learn, but the show will go on a long time. ALL good ones, OUC! Thanks for starting my day!

By the way, I've finished the training and am now qualified to teach other old men . . . . . any Ladies out there qualified to teach old women?