Whew! Great coverage, OUC! These headlines have been banging on the radio all week and you have down in this edition! Great work, thanks!

Oh, for sure head on over to the FAT PAPER FUNNIES!

Don't forget to check out the MEME WAR in the FAT PAPER FUNNIE post.

Labor Day today is making me the dino feel libtarded which is also whut's up wid libtardation today.
Hey, give them undocumented illiterate foreign truckers a break,y'all!
They be a-doing the best they can what with reading traffic signs they can't even read. Ever try to do dat? Ain't easy one bit.
Don't ya know that the Jackass Party needs all the licensed hit-and-run heavy machine death driving operators who may live long enough to vote for all of us to go commie?
And speaking of being murdered, that's what that one male juror needs to be for picking on Lindsay Clancy by bullying nine women and trying to make kiss-up sissy boys out of the other 2 male jurors.
I've seen Twelve Angry Men. Eleven Angry Jackasses needs to be made~~yeah, ending with a lynch mob scene. Choke him! Choke him, y'all!
So what if Lindsey had three very late abortions? Didn't that one spoilsport for a holdout who still got a pair know that some day he may need an abortion too?

Challenge accepted, indeed.

Well done, as always, OUC! Thank you!

I actually watched the poor black lady that was being held hostage and she appeared to have been forced to say everything she said. I did miss the Morse code message. Possibly because I never learned it.
Great current events summary.