Carl, first one hits the nail on the head have felt this accumulating over the past years!!

Great list OUC, Grumpy Old Men rule!

We're not getting as many of those calls from India as we once did, but when I do I say, "Ullu ka patha." It's a very mild curse in Hindi.

I don't answer any numbers I don't recognize. Sometimes they leave a message, usually not. If it's someone I actually want to talk to, I can call them back.

I NEVER buy ANYTHING from a phone solicitor. If I want something I will initiate the purchase.

ASAP.
I'll remember that one for later use.

LOL

Why not do that, especially when retired like old dino? Those scammers deserve worse.
Almost wrote scam artists. Decided that is giving crooks too much respect.

Me dino wouldn't put that past scumbags.

Me dino be thinking that the second donkey's cartoon balloon should contain, "Um . . .ooo, but we are men, darling."

Me dino likes. Simpler. Easier. So quick they can't hang up on me.

Yes! Line 'em up!

Thanks again, OUC. Wit and wisdom this week with a touch of macabre with that "Senior Citizens Centre" - ouch! Oh, I think I've heard that whiskey whisper, too! After all these years I'd still like a "General Lee" no matter how you have to get in and out, LOL.

Nice! After working in China for a US company I picked up a bit of Chinese language so when an unknown call comes in I answer in Mandarin. Sometimes it gets pretty funny, LOL.

The Roman ordering beer was priceless.

I've gotten several of those calls also and I think it's a scam because they are trying to get you to say yes. They finally hang up if you keep answering in the affirmative w/o saying yes. There's been cases where they use your recorded yes to sign you up for something that's going to cost you money.

Trump memes up

Yep, still workin on "The Great American Interweb Meme" . . .

Did I hear Linda in a couple memes lmao. Qreat collections. Booze whispering advice is like gas station sushi.lmao

I’m with your son.

It was,. My chosen response to a bull shit question is: "No Englas, I just clean the pipes!"

Laughing, exactly what I thought

About that meme that states "After you turn 50 years old: you can't recognized letters up close, but can recognize idiots from far away," today I had yet, yet, yet another usually a female voice call and ask if Old Dino has Medicare A and B.
Rolling my eyes, me dino said yeah and while I added, "Is this another stupid damn scam?" she was already saying (as usual) "I am connecting you to so and so."
Me dino did not wait to hear if the dude was an Asian Indian or Hispanic. I just pushed the off button.
After that, I hit upon an idea for being a past class clown decades ago.
Perhaps in the future, I'll put on my dumbest Southern drawl and respond. "Sho nough ah gots me A n' B done cleared all ther way up muh kalabuhzoo by thet thar Medicare Department whut's run by thet Coca Cola Bottlin' Company whut's out thar faster doin' scams 'n you!. Sorry, but looks like muh Coke Lites done beat yo' crooked ass. Bye!"
My son thought that approach kinda funny.

The two donkeys sure look trans to me. Maybe they should lose the little umbrellas in their drinks.

Thanks for the smiles, OUC!