Holy smokes! It seems for some folks when God gave out brains they thought he said trains and didn't want any.

Shark just got stupid female corrections officer #1 of #2. Now you get a stupider #2 of #2.
This lady was in the same overhead cube that cost the 2 co-working heterosexuals lovers their job between E and F dorms.
She did not have a yen for an officer but a certain inmate. She allowed that inmate into that cube, locking it down so they could cohabitate.
One big problem with that. Several inmates quite visibly lined up so they could take turns with the same officer.
Their line could be seen from (back gate) Tower 4 where I worked a lot toward the end of my career (but just not yet). There were also officers outside on the blacktop wondering why inmates would want to line up at the door of a cube where a female officer was posted.
Long story short: A stupid woman got fired and only one inmate received any sexual satisfaction (at least from a woman) that day.
To be fair, I also know (not know of but coworker knew) two male officers who got caught by a supervisor having sex with two different male inmates. Whenever one of them was asked for the time, he'd say "Greenwich Mean Time" and walk on with his nose in the air.

I failed to recall two more stupid female prison officers until today. You get #1 of #2. Mac will get #2 of #2.
This is my first year as an Alabama corrections officer. I step out of one of six dorms on the Southside of a large new prison near Birmingham.
A younger than me inmate asks me why Officer (female 1 of 2) is crying. About 15 minutes later a gray-haired old captain tells me she just got fired for sending a naked photo of herself to a now an inmate old boyfriend to a prison near Montgomery. I wasn't given any other details. Perhaps her return address was also found during a routine cell search. Obviously, she joined the department to try (but failed) to be with her
boyfriend.

On Kamala's special attributes:
Kamala Harris has the whitest teeth Willie Brown ever came across.

LOL, I have a picture of the Duke in "Sands of Iwo Jima" marine uniform with that very phrase on my man cave wall. Gotta love it!

To paraphrase John Wayne, "Life's tough. It's a lot tougher if you're stupid."

Elizabeth Warren nude is a visual we didn't need...lol

Then please post an unrated version. I loved this one.

Whoa! A walk down a different road to start a day differently, LOL! Thanks again, OUC!

Having the experience of a retired corrections officer (state prison guard) can help keep a guy out of trouble.
Now I did see some coworkers get fired and/or arrested for being stupid. Stupid is smuggling in drugs to inmates or failing a random drug test.
Recall a stupid lieutenant praising a stupid officer who repeatedly got nose-to-nose with naughty inmates in order to intimidate them.
One fine day that's how that officer got sucker punched while he and I were patting down inmates for metal spoons coming out of the chow hall.
That got me all caught up in a mini-riot involving several inmates. Never forget how one brave officer helped to rescue me and mr. stupid by heroically jumping up in the air and dragging down two inmates both at the same time.
One year later my rescuer and a female officer got fired for having sex in a high cubicle where only one of them was supposed to be watching inmates in two dorms on opposite sides.
How did these two can't wait for shift change stupid officers get caught? A fight broke out in one of the dorms and they didn't know a thing about it.
Oh, the stupid filled with praise lieutenant for another's stupidity was gone in a month, by the way.

Smart move

I will mention a memory all your "tame by comparison" leftover stuff triggered.
Five or so more years ago I'm minding my own business pushing a cart near the rear of a Publix grocery store.
Out of nowhere a black woman walks up and stops almost in front of me. With full eye-to-eye contact, she presents herself in a skimpy gown with all but naked deep cleavage between two starkly plump melons (if you catch my drift) which effectively ensnared where my eyes were looking.
Once I wrenched my gaze from all that, I looked her back in the face and found here still staring into mine. She never said a word but it was obvious what she was trying to start. Maybe I was meant to do all the talking but kept my yap shut.
Being divorced this situation may have been tempting if 4 things had not occurred to me.
1. $Ka-ching!$ How much did she want?
2. Will she get more than asked for after I'm mugged by friends in waiting?
3. Will she give me a nonviolent something to always remember her by?
4. Is she a lady cop with coworkers waiting with handcuffs?
I pushed my cart on my unaccosted merry way.

It was really, really hard to behave on this one, I did delete the worst material of this collection. What's here is tame by comparison.

You got me dino thinking up things I shouldn't write.

Sometimes we feel like a "Nut" and We Got MILK, (boy do we have milk) but NO NUDES.