AUH auh, it's going to be a disaster, LOTS OF puss ridden MOLD AND MILDEW, "carry disinfectants just in case!"

ALERT! the sunday paper edition was just posted ! ! !

Yes it really does make more sense. I can remember in the past several guys joking that they would like to be a gynecologist. I suppose if you could pick your patients. I pity the doctor who has to examine the things on ‘the View”

Great idea

An interesting tidbit of information I heard on the radio not long ago is the notion of 72 virgins is a deliberate translation error where the original Arabic is 72 raisins. That seems to make even less sense until you find out Mohammad referred to black Africans as "raisin heads". Therefore, the passage may mean his Arab followers who martyr themselves in the name of allah will receive 72 African slaves as a reward. It fits into 7th century Arabic thought.

Or at the very least rename Kharg Island as the Isle of Trump.

QrandSlam my brother so many excellent ones. I loved the 72 Virginians.

Love this collection, OUC! Thank you! Hmmmm, never thought of #2, but there it is, LOL! At this point it may as well be Strait of America. Uh, #11 may be unconstitutional because forcing anyone to watch The View would definitely qualify as cruel and unusual punishment.

My fav is the last 1

Great Stuff.
Strait of America...
But I noticed it's as crooked as a Democrat!

That is a good one!

France showing Iran how to surrender gets my top vote.

Thank you, once again.

Yes, the Strait of America is priceless. We should also rename Iran, Trump.

Me dino really loved the idea about the Strait Of America. Libtards have yet to get over Trump's Gulf Of America. Bet the entire Jackass Party would take to the streets angrily braying and wildly kicking up their heels if Trump actually managed to get the one dollar bill a "Donald."

Do appreciate all of the posts from you - sometimes I do not comment, but goodness, this time you done GREAT!

"All in a Days Work!"

Got tot the second one, and just had to comment... Excellent! And then the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost - better! And then the Bee entry - laughing - but true! So many good ones.... but the liberal white women comment - so sad but so true...And then renaming the Strait of Hormuz! I would say that you have outdone yourself OGC, but you seem to do that often.

THANKS!