When we prepare to take ponies to a birthday party we always look on Gargle Maps first, and if there is any possible doubt we discuss the location with the client. We want to know the route and how we will park the trailer. We print out a paper map, and locate good landmarks for any difficult-to-find turns. What we don't ever do is just head out hoping that our GPS will get us there. Turning around the truck and horse trailer to correct for an error is a lot of extra bother and lateness we don't need.

As for ponies, if anyone reading this happens to know little kids anywhere on the planet who want a pony, go and hunt on the internet for the local people who do pony rides. We only do central North Carolina, but we have colleagues everywhere who are wondering how they can do rides for kids whose parents have no idea that pony rides are even possible.

The motorcycle cop ticket one is FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!

Outstanding collection, OUC! Thank you. 👍

That kangaroo made me think of a couple of them also -

An excellent start, with the chess reference! And watching him walk on occasion I think he does walk that slowly!
And the sketch of the bathroom intruder - that is funny -
And the hitch -hiker - been there on that one, brought back some memories...
As always, a great collection! Thanks OGC!

Nicely done, OUC! Shuffle the deck and lay 'em down for our enjoyment. I got a kick out of the UPC hair-do. Seatbelt ticket from a guy on a motorcycle really makes you go "hmmmmm". Ooooo, I've seen the look on Jonah's wife's face - chilling. The last one - I've been GPS confused a couple of times and wished I had a paper map!

Me dino can play chess but I never got a chessboard for Christmas.
Google maps? Yesterday for looking outside and seeing everything wet instead of dry also reminded me not to trust a Googled weather forecast.
The meme with the kangaroo made me think of my ex-wife.
Speaking of women? Hey, Frosty! Don't you know it ain't nice to scare them like that?

Whatever you call it, these were all top notch.