"I don't watch CNN..." well said, LOL! All the colors in my peaceful Islamic pie chart are zero, too - good one. Whether Sen. Kennedy said that or not, it's still true/funny! The Kurt Russel meme is spot on. Oh heck, I could go on commenting but don't have the time. Great collection, Dobrien, thanks for posting!

My favorite is 'Where Does It Say..'
Seen it before, 20 times, but it still hits.
I've moved around over the years,
seen all kinds, it is not an ethnicity thing.
One family, arrived from Iran in the sixties- solid patriots.
Some locally born who should be sent off- well somewhere else.

Ya got me right off the bat with "1 in a million actually turn out to be human being" . . . .