Carl, I laughed truly out loud over many of these.

Merry Christmas to You and yours!! Blessings

I just remembered a Customs Interview Question...

"Do you want a free Prayer Rug?"
1) Yes. [NO ENTRY]
2) No. I have one [NO ENTRY]
3) What's a Prayer Rug? (Welcome to the USA)

Thank you for lightning my day, OUC.👍

Popcorn, bacon, and the autopen! Yep they're all good ones this week! Thank you, OUC!

Better than poking the Bear is Poking the Donkey!

And a touch of Wiley E in the morning! Thanks for a great collection OGC!

It takes a warped mind to come up with a bacon thong for anti-jihad. Love it. Keep 'em coming. The last one pretty much says it all.

Pass the popcorn.
Another great bunch. Thanks!

Mrs Wiley Coyote said it well... Jihad proof lol

Never mind me silly dino bit. A long time ago in a savage land far, far away, an unknown portion of half my ancestors may have been Scandinavian tourists, who lived to die Valhalla dreaming with a sword in one hand while screaming, "Odin!"
As for the AUTOPEN meme, that sight is almost precisely how I always thought that Puppet-In-Chief obediently took his orders.
In other news, I yam an old half Swedish Alabama man would be most happy to have a cup of coffee with that lady in the very last meme. We'd be big time laughing it up!

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