TGIFfunnies 11/28/25 EDITION: Black Friday Questions . . .

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Happy Black Friday

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Posted by allosaur 1 day, 22 hours ago

The dino can answer Meme #4's question.
The Muslim religion tells its worshippers to terrorize the entire human race into worshipping Allah~~~or else!
Easy for a Christian or a Jew to go figure where that actually comes from.

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  Posted by 73SHARK 1 day, 19 hours ago
  
  Doesn't the Quran command them to kill any non-muslims that refuse to convert?
  
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    Posted by allosaur 1 day, 18 hours ago
    
    Me dino once read that with my own two green eyes.
    Yeah, they are really green. Kinda figures.
    
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    Posted by Olduglycarl 1 day, 18 hours ago
    
    From what I understand.
    That's shria law and it's RADICAL Islam
    
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      Posted by Suzanne43 1 day, 3 hours ago
      
      Yes, it is. Radical Islam also considers it mandatory to lie if it furthers its cause.
      
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  Posted by mccannon01 1 day, 10 hours ago
  
  Could answer it in one word: Conquest.
  
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    Posted by allosaur 1 day, 7 hours ago
    
    You hit that nail on the head.
    
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  Posted by tutor-turtle 22 hours, 12 minutes ago
  
  The actual, true translation of the word Islam is "submission". No joke.
  
  Conversion to islam by persuasion or by the sword, matters not to them.
  
  They are here to conquer. Period.
  
  You've been warned. Take due notice and act accordingly.
  
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    Posted by allosaur 17 hours, 56 minutes ago
    
    In other words, Muslims ain't into free will. Not even for themselves.
    
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    Posted by Suzanne43 20 hours, 56 minutes ago
    
    Well said. You nailed it.
    
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    Posted by jdg 5 hours, 5 minutes ago
    
    Yes and no. It means submission to Allah. You don't get credit for any other kind of submission.
    
    Similarly, peace (Salaam) means "the way it will be after we own the world." How many Soviets thought they'd invented that idea?
    
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      Posted by JakeOrilley 2 hours, 37 minutes ago
      
      A bunch of them - but the early ones with that idea - did not see the disaster they sowed.
      
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  Posted by Olduglycarl 1 day, 20 hours ago
  
  Most need that wake up call !!!
  
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Posted by mccannon01 1 day, 10 hours ago

Love 'em all, OUC! Nice way to start my day! Ending with a Star Trek reference is always welcome, LOL! Simple answer to #5: Yes.

Ha, I like the first and then near the end, "What are you in for?" to close it. Thanks again, OUC!

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Posted by CaptainKirk 1 day, 2 hours ago

I want to hack into Dearborn's "call to prayer" system, and cause it to go off every 10 minutes after sunset. Adjusting the volume randomly.

Because they just passed an ordinance saying it is okay, and not disruptive...

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  Posted by mccannon01 10 hours, 28 minutes ago
  
  Where I grew up the churches would ring their bells on Sunday and on Holidays like Christmas, but not every day 5 times a day! They haven't done that in years because someone made a noise complaint. Mosque towers, unlike church steeples, make me think of the Dark Lord Sauron's tower in Mordor (Lord Of The Rings).
  
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  Posted by Suzanne43 1 day, 1 hour ago
  
  Just got back from having Thanksgiving at the Dearborn Inn. Didn’t hear the call to prayer, but the residents who do find it very annoying. The mayor said that he isn’t going to turn the volume since the decibel level is just fine. What a jerk! I love your idea.
  
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  Posted by jdg 5 hours, 2 minutes ago
  
  Any bets on how long until people start vandalizing their sound equipment repeatedly?
  
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    Posted by JakeOrilley 2 hours, 35 minutes ago
    
    The only problem with that is they would be prosecuted and sent to prison. The Muslims that are causing all of the issues in Dearborn and elsewhere do not even get arrested.
    
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    Posted by mccannon01 3 hours, 20 minutes ago
    
    I'm a bit partial to the way Sauron's tower fell down at the end of Lord Of The Rings.
    
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Posted by kddr22 1 day, 11 hours ago

perfect start to the day lol

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Posted by JakeOrilley 2 hours, 34 minutes ago

Great collection as always - thanks for your time on these!!

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Posted by JakeOrilley 2 hours, 40 minutes ago

With everything going on, the Psyop is more and more the question we should be asking!

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