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TGIFfunnies 1/2/26 EDITION: Say Goodbye to 2025

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 1 day, 5 hours ago to Humor
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  • Posted by katrinam41 6 minutes ago
    Too funny! What a way to start the new year! Still snorting tea out of my nose after the sprinkles, and sharing a bunch with the friends and relatives who are still in contact with me🤣
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  • Posted by Suzanne43 3 hours, 52 minutes ago
    Loved the poop with the sprinkles. Hope that Mamdani has to eat it along with his words.
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  • Posted by $ Thoritsu 4 hours, 57 minutes ago
    I actually like fruitcake. Pour a little rum on top, and it is even better!
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  • Posted by JakeOrilley 6 hours, 5 minutes ago in reply to this comment.
    Hokus-Pokus has said she will not - but I am trying to remember when she has held to a promise like that......
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 7 hours, 36 minutes ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino prefers to call all dem Dems the jackasses of their Jackass Party.
    Why?
    Only a stupid jackass would say men can get pregnant or cutting off genitals can create a girl or amputating mammaries can create a boy.
    Yesterday a huge herd of jackasses showed up in NYC to crown a commie Muslim for a new mayor.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 7 hours, 40 minutes ago in reply to this comment.
    The only way they will learn is if nobody (state, fed) bails them out when they fail. In the case of NYC I can see Governor "Hokus-Pokus" sending massive bail outs, but not Trump.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 7 hours, 53 minutes ago
    Wonderful, OUC! Thanks for the great start for my day! Oh my, I now feel bad I didn't get coal for Christmas because I'll miss the cookout - but wait, I can always swing by Walmart and get a bag of BBQ coal! Never thought of eggnog that way, but it's not far off. My late father-in-law always had a glass of eggnog fortified with brandy for a Christmas cheer and us "young-uns" carry on the tradition and salute his memory. Now hold on thar - I like fruitcake, especially slathered with cream cheese, LOL. Just looking at or listening to those fruit cakes in the following meme (#6) would cause serious gastrointestinal issues for sure - not to mention cognitive dissonance. #7 has her nailed! Trumpynol, LMAO!

    Thanks again, OUC!
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  • Posted by JakeOrilley 8 hours, 3 minutes ago
    The donkey with the hammer and sickle - Yeah, it is progressive and spreading. NYC and Seattle will have a horrendous few years.
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  • Posted by JakeOrilley 8 hours, 5 minutes ago
    When can we start grilling? I've been getting coal for a LONG time!
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  • Posted by $ 19 hours, 49 minutes ago in reply to this comment.
    I'll check out the electrical dept in my store tomorrow . . .wait a miniute, That's MY department!
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 19 hours, 55 minutes ago in reply to this comment.
    I'm partial to firings squads for both sending and receiving.
    If I was on death row, that's what I'd chose over anything else.
    But if you have the switch for the chair, I'll let you know when to light it up.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 1 day, 4 hours ago
    Re dat last meme~~~
    Eet now be January 1, 2026. Today!. Me dino am ready to EXECUTE! Bwahaha!
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