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IN THE MEME TYME SUNDAY PAPER EDITION

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 3 days, 15 hours ago to Humor
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This week presents . . . a Bummer and a Bonus- and actual FUNNY Sunday paper Cartoon!


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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 hours ago in reply to this comment.
    TheRealBill, you triggered the memory of a cousin Bill who lived in Connecticut. He and his pretty blonde wife also showed up when I was visiting my parents one warm for Christmas in Dothan, Alabama, having a newspaper reporter's job elsewhere in that state during the Seventies.
    Thought it odd when Bill complained to his wife that he really needed a beer just after breakfast. Me dino wondered "Who the heck REALLY needs a beer shortly after breakfast?"
    Lost track of cousin Bill until some time during the late Eighties. One of my brothers told me that Bill's wife had left him long before he moved to New Orleans I guess to keep warm. Guess he didn't know you can also freeze to death during a winter in the Deep South. That is how cousin Bill died as a homeless drunk.
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  • Posted by katrinam41 7 hours, 5 minutes ago
    Winter's coming soon, fellas. Go write a message in the snow to your favorite dem :)
    Memes too good to choose a favorite. Thanks once more, ouc.
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  • Posted by TheRealBill 8 hours, 6 minutes ago in reply to this comment.
    As so aptly sung by Ye Band of J Giles:
    Just tryin’ to keep it steady as I piss on the wall!”

    Quoting that song in this forum wasn’t in my bingo card. 😁
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 1 day, 18 hours ago in reply to this comment.
    Just kidding. How can I be a doctor with just a BS degree? Yeah, I really have that for really real.
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  • Posted by freedomforall 1 day, 21 hours ago
    The sport the left always ignores when discussing racism and "diversity."
    Most boring waste of time of all spectator sport.
    Run left, run right, rinse and repeat.
    A washing machine is more interesting and productive.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 days, 14 hours ago in reply to this comment.
    Oih say, oih hauve you know, old bloke, thaut's DOCTOR Dino Philosoraptor Allosaurus Esquire BS~~TO YOU!
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 days, 15 hours ago in reply to this comment.
    Only if you have an inability to pisseth which has the medical term of (and I had to look this up) urinary retention.
    BONK! BONK! BONK!
    "Why, oh, why can't I pisseth?"
    BONK! BONK! BONK!
    "When I really need to go so damn bad!"
    BONK! BONK! BONK!
    "Why, oh, why, why, why?"
    BONK! BONK! BONK!
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 days ago in reply to this comment.
    He who pisseth against the wall such as in the house of Ahab would be all the males. The women are left alone.
    As for which wall, I wondered about that myself. It would really be a stinker should it be a special wall somewhere. And how do you take a Number Two?
    I would not call it a bathroom. Quite certain baths were poured in a separate place. Imagine reaching for a bar of soap (if they had soap) with one hand and pinching your nose due to a stench with your other.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 days, 2 hours ago in reply to this comment.
    Hmmm, after re-reading each scripture I wonder who is it that pisseth and what wall is being pissthed upon?
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 days, 2 hours ago
    I'm laughing, OUC! Thanks. Trips to the urinal will never be the same, LOL! As for b-ball, corrupt up to their eyeballs doesn't surprise me at all - I don't follow it, but laughed at the current events.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 days, 15 hours ago
    Me dino knows just what to say to an AI urinal.
    "Are you closely monitoring me? Good! Take that!"
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  • Posted by $ 3 days, 15 hours ago
    That Bonus Meme would have gone great on my AI read my book post! . . .
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