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But given a choice between that and a slice of just as seasonal pecan pie (such trees surround my home down here in the south), I'll attack that pecan pie with a relish!
How would The Far Side fan in me revise that meme?
The carved pumpkin on the left would be wailing, "I'm melting! I'm melting!" The one on the right would be screaming, "EEEEYAAAAA!"