Oh, the horror! Protest! Protest! Protest!
Yes, freely protest for our freedom!
Yesterday, thousands of free Americans gathered across our free country to lament their lack of freedom!
They all gathered to hold rallies to altogher shout "Trump is a king!" and to exercise their right to freely protest in a free country!
Oh, woe is we!
How can this be?
I thought we were free!
Confused? Not me!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
It is our right!
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