Wow! These are funny! Not a bad one in the lot!

Finding with many businesses now no need to press anything they start with English and slide right into gibberish.

Yeah, they have to brush their teeth by a toilet...how many homes still have just one bathroom and its configured that way....LOTS

LOVE the last one!

Great bunch!
You gotta love the Croc Rock!

Well said Dino!

An excellent collection!! Thanks OGC!

Speechless. Looks like a good plan to me. In the past I suggested using Gitmo as a way station of deportation, but this will certainly do.

During the Eighties when Alabama Corrections Officer Dino Philosoraptor Allosaurus Esquire BS off and on transported prison inmates to and from hospitals, an en route smart-mouthed thug asked, "Nyah, why ya department calls itself corrections? What the f--- ya tryin' to correct?"
Me dino said, "Whenever you're released from prison, would you ever want to come back?"
He said no.
Me dino said, "Consider yourself corrected."
Me no recalls him saying another word to me.

Just realized I could have called this: Gator-Aid !

Go gators !

These are going to really upset Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz because she visited there and said it was really a hell hole.

Alligator Alcatraz awakens a memory of the Marine Corp's Parris Island.
On the first day a drill instructor told us that, should any of us want to run away, try to get past the front entrance.
Don't swim. If a shark doesn't get you, an alligator will.

We Meme Business !!!