of course it's 12 Million ducks.
NOT because he killed that many.
Their ancestors are joining in. They are so happy to be able to play victims for the first time since they've been allowed in heaven.

PS: Some guy got kicked out for claiming his son was shot by Cheney :-)

If that spray was available. The FDA would move so fast... The Flash would blush. It would be shut down "as a grave danger to humankind". In the same sentence they would be voting for INFANTS to not be allowed in day care without another Covid BOOSTER!

Didn't the Duck "Dynasty" include the whole family?
(may not have been a accurate figure, just a joke)

Not wanting at all to disparage one of my heroes, Phil Robertson, but 12 million ducks? I wonder if he was actually that good a shot...

Agreed!

Comey in the C-Block….love it. If only it could be true.

I want some of that spray!!!

well done, the last 2 had me laughing especially

Great set, OUC! Lot's of truth telling here! Thank you for starting my day out right again!!!

I'm with you guys!

Good wrap up to start pride month.

Me, neither, Dino, me neither . . .

Me dino be 78 and just a decade ago I never thought I'd live to see the Democrat Party taken over by delusional idiots who demand people better believe that men can get pregnant and that a woman could be appointed a Supreme Court Justice after saying she did not know what a woman was out of fear of being "cancelled" by a sap pack of totally intolerant lockstep marching stupid fools.