Could we get a Multi-User Communism Simulator?

Posted by CaptainKirk 3 weeks, 5 days ago to Politics
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I had this thought. because we can easily build MUDDs (Dungeons and Dragons Games).
And tons of other simulators. The thought process is that we seed the game with a few different "Cultures".
All of them are Communist. And we invite the avowed communists to join, and play. So that we can gauge
the success and they find the best combination of power, control, and influence.

There is no "catch" other than they have to strive to play the game by their ideals.

And then once setup, we can advance the system decades and see how things turn out.
Then they can try again.

I am hoping for a "W.O.P.R." moment (War Games... The only way to win, is to not play!)

But I always found it interesting that we have sims for EVERYTHING. Even human evolution guys have a sim.
(Note: They found out that the truth is unmotivating. You get more direction out of making humans respond to dopamine,
and assign random things to give them dopamine (like surprises, sex, food). And they take off). If you don't make food/sex
a high-reward endeavor, within 3 generations (or fewer), they are all dead. LOL.

Also, I would add: Scenario handling. Kobayashi Maru stuff. A Coffee Company is going under... What do you do?

But I think the problem is that Communists would NEVER believe the results.
And the ones that would.. KNOW BETTER than to test their theories in public.

Thoughts?


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  • Posted by rhfinle 2 weeks, 5 days ago in reply to this comment.
    My Dad wasn't aboard at the time, but the Byrd is one of the few US ships to have had the distinction of "trading paint" with a Russian ship, whose captain apparently wasn't as good at playing "Chicken". I can picture the Byrd's captain, calmly sitting on the comfy seat in the middle of the bridge, grinning and munching on an apple...
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  • Posted by rhfinle 2 weeks, 6 days ago in reply to this comment.
    That makes me think, it's a government operation, with payoffs and the like.
    Scotty was always my favorite. Just before Star Trek showed up, the Navy built a new gas-turbine distroyer, the USS Richard E. Byrd, in Seattle, did sea trials, and settled her in San Diego. My Dad was the first acting Chief Engineering Officer during that time. Although I was only about seven, I recognized that what Scotty did for the Enterprise was similar to what my Dad did for the Byrd, so I was always attuned to what Scotty was doing. Plus, my Dad's of Scottish ancestry and looked a bit like Jimmy Doohan.
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  • Posted by 2 weeks, 6 days ago in reply to this comment.
    Also, Scotty made a comment that one of his "improvements" to the warp drive, kept him in Saurian Brandy for many years! So there was clearly something more than they explain!
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  • Posted by rhfinle 3 weeks, 1 day ago in reply to this comment.
    Some good points there. Don't get me wrong - I ~love~ Star Trek, but always wondered why you never see the corporations. There should be a huge outfit that makes warp engines, for a start (although it's probably SpaceX)...
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  • Posted by 3 weeks, 3 days ago in reply to this comment.
    Yes, because if there existed a capitalism one that showed abject failure and suffering. It would $1 to play, and the media would be touting it every chance they got!
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  • Posted by 3 weeks, 3 days ago in reply to this comment.
    I've heard all that before. And to a degree it is correct in the writings, but not really correct. Just look at the stories/episodes.

    You didn't just have to go to school, you had do well.
    Merit was very much a requirement. And as DS 9 showed, Credits were earned. Salaries were tied to levels. Even though they didn't talk about it that way.

    Also, we only see one side. Off Planet exploration. We never see the Chicago's of the world. Well, one or two episodes, but very little detail.

    The lack of purpose. The amount of debauchery. All hidden so they can explain the glories. My view is that this is story-telling.

    Because if we fed, clothed everyone, and gave them phones. Who would bother joining Star Fleet. Risk dying... For what?

    Command of a Ship had to be earned.
    So, not a great example. And probably why the Star Trek games are not top 2-3% having fun, and everyone else suffering.

    BTW, every form of government will have that pattern of a select few controlling the most of various resources. It's only when they put up barriers to block entry (Pfizer -> FDA -> Shutting down Burzynski with a glioblastoma treatment for 20+ years) that we have problems.

    No offense taken, though.
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  • Posted by rhfinle 3 weeks, 3 days ago
    No offense, "Captain Kirk", but just go to a multi-user Star Trek game, since Star Trek is Communist to the core. The only characters in Star Trek who ~aren't~ Communist are the Ferengi, who are constantly made fun of in a discreet and indirect way. Communism is ultimately just a different take on the pyramid scheme, so your game would have only a few winners at the top, and many, many losers.
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  • Posted by 3 weeks, 4 days ago in reply to this comment.
    That's the point. Then we do X-CommieFest.
    Where we offer to pay $10 Million to that magical leader who figures out how to make Communism work!

    You trap them. When nobody can win the prize, we get them to pick the "Best" and give them the prize. UNDER 1 Condition (explained later).

    That they admit. Failure is the best Communism can achieve in real life. As proved by ALL prior communists, and the Simulations of every conceivable way to make it work... It's incompatible with people who can make choices!
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  • Posted by JakeOrilley 3 weeks, 4 days ago
    An excellent set of suggestions, CK!! The problem being the results, even if all of the parameters are included the results and failures would be explained away - but there has to be some way to show all of the Communist/Socialist that their system is always going to end in a W.O.P.R. moment!!
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 weeks, 4 days ago in reply to this comment.
    So solly! Ist no Bullwinke eet in mein Fearless Leader nature to cheat to go straight to fun part. Tink me dino should maybe Kill Bill und maken Hillary First Lady.
    I'll let her tell all the lies to Jackass Party sheeple whilst me dino cheats on her. Eet okay. Now a First Really Ugly Lady done been there done that. .
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  • Posted by 3 weeks, 4 days ago in reply to this comment.
    No fair. You read the ending of the book first! LOL
    Smart Dino.

    But the point is to let the true believers TRY to show us how it will work. Because they believe it does and will. The goal being a final message:

    After 15 Trillion Simulations, they all end in sloth and suicides, which were preceded by famine induced population culling.

    There was 1 that ALMOST worked, then we found out they knew they were in a simulation, and were simply lying, saying the water is fine, come on in. A reference nobody understood because Communists never made the Jaws Movie!
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 weeks, 4 days ago
    Me being a dino me only wanna play commie if I can blame my failures on toy people scapegoats.
    Yeah, toy people I can call racist traitors or whatever other assorted defamations I want.
    Yeah, before lining them up before bowling ball firing squads.
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  • Posted by $ Radio_Randy 3 weeks, 4 days ago
    A private business (coffee company) going under?

    Why...nationalize it, of course! It will work THIS time.
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  • Posted by Lucky 3 weeks, 4 days ago
    In a way this is a fun suggestion.

    But, the question implies too much faith in computers, in computer simulations, in simulations.

    I speak with some experience of these as designer and user.
    What happens is- you run a chosen philosophy/ policy and it collapses in ten years, tweak a policy parameter, or environmental condition, and it fails only after a thousand years. What does this mean?

    It means that you get a lot of arguing. If you are simulating a major new product line or new manufacturing facility, with luck there is good discussion about how things, and the world, work.

    Those who do this kind of thing say, to get value out of analysis-
    It is not the model, it is the modelling.

    If you do modelling on political philosophies, you will get a lot of argument, hot tempers, and nothing else.
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  • Posted by 3 weeks, 4 days ago in reply to this comment.
    Yes, of course. They would actually get to deploy those tools. And because it's TOTALLY a fair society. EVERYBODY has EQUAL chance of being selected the next leader.

    News Flash: Your citizens are rioting because of no food. Please tell me what to broadcast:
    1) If you are starving it's because you haven't shared!
    2) Good Citizens were a band around their arms indicating how many meals they have not eaten consecutively.
    3) ...

    Good Job. Those arm bands are now top "Theft" items. Your messaging is working. The riots are calmer.

    LOL
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  • Posted by freedomforall 3 weeks, 4 days ago
    Have to include the tools of communists (and all elected politicians): obfuscation,
    propaganda, misinformation, disinformation, projection, doing the exact opposite
    of expressed goals, cover-ups of law breaking, etc.
    Remarkable how in games we insist on following the rules, while in politics it's rare.
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  • Posted by jack1776 3 weeks, 4 days ago
    I’ll play, I want to play the part of Putin, I’d like to pay for, kill all of my opponents and keep the citizens busy with chasing crumbs.

    Better, create a roll playing game for our side...

    Let do one on Capitalism and freedom, we’ll call it illusions of freedom.

    On this game, I want to play the role of the guy gathering dirt on my opponents so I can control them and have them do what I want. Oh, and I’m paid by the government to do this…

    Everything is a lie….
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  • Posted by 3 weeks, 4 days ago in reply to this comment.
    But I am surprised we don't have such simulations.
    Shouldn't we simulate the many bad laws (hey, lets make shoplifting not a crime until it goes above $999... Imagine what happens next).

    Of course, we know this was a DESIGNED PLOT to destroy this country from within. Start a civil war so the bankers could pack up their bags and unleash another system of slave control over us...

    Hence why it's not simulated... IMO
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  • Posted by $ jbrenner 3 weeks, 4 days ago
    The Communists would blame the failures of the ir simulations on the simulator, rather than their game-playing selves.
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