When I was a kid, my father told my sister with, "If you continue to scowl like that, your face will grow that way!"

Liked the Private Parts with Kirk in it. The last one with the flock of sheep pretty well defines today's dems.

This is my first stop of the morning and you got me laughing, OUC! Thanks again for winding up the wit and wisdom. Leftism destroys everything it touches and Gretta is a real life example - although Trump's new do triumphs again, LOL! Star Trek references are always welcome, LOL! Thanks again, OUC, for all your efforts in the Gulch!

An excellent collection!! The Star Trek was, as always, spot on... and the dildo on the court...and my cousin graduating!! Thanks OGC!!!

The cleavage graduate girl reminded me of focusing a company 35MM camera when I was a newspaper reporter during the Seventies.
Since I could all by myself darkroom develop film and make prints, I could use that camera anyway I wanted.
In my livingroom hangs a Seventies photo of me dino standing with my four brothers.
That was because I could set a timer and place that camera on a kitchen counter where my now deceased parents used to live.

Thank you all for your treasured comments, glad you enjoyed.
I enjoy assembling them.
Gota keep the brain workin, right?

All excellent as always, Carl.
A couple of comments:
1) Greta missed her calling. They should have, for years, been locking her in jail cells with incorrigible pedophiles, to straighten them out. One look at her and they'd never look at a teenage girl again.
2) I know you did it subconsciously - you put the "held against you" one adjacent to the "Yeoman Janice Rand" one. I've been thinking the same thing since TV went from black&white to color.

Fridays were never so much fun before the Carl Creations arrived. Thank you so much for all that work putting these condensed laugh machines together!