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TGIFfunnies 5/23/25 EDITION: Thinkin out of the Box!

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 3 weeks, 3 days ago to Humor
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When your done, feel free to go back to your live stream . . .

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  • Posted by $ Suzanne43 3 weeks, 2 days ago in reply to this comment.
    Not to mention the numerous deranged liberal women who will propose marriage to him. In the meantime, let him eat bologna sandwiches that are primarily made from pork products. And I really don’t care how much he complains.
    Great comments, Dino!

    Got lots of chuckles from this bunch today. Thanks, OUC.
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  • Posted by JakeOrilley 3 weeks, 3 days ago
    As always, a great collection!!! The live stream is an excellent way to finish. The dog pulling me up out of my chair may be a little to close to home, however......
    A lot of truth to the secret to a long marriage....
    And "Letter Rip" had me laughing through my coffee!!

    Thanks for the smiles on a Friday AM!!!
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 weeks, 3 days ago in reply to this comment.
    He is already in a box okay. The kind I was required to search three times per shift when assigned as a cell block rover.
    One inmate got mad, threw his stuff on the floor and then sued me, accusing me of doing it.
    Warden required me to write a rebuttal to the federal judge.
    Since this happened during the Eighties, all I can recall of the rebuttal is taking exception to the inmate writing that I walked on his stuff with my
    "dirty boots."
    I wrote that I was wearing spit-shined shoes at the time. (Previously had plenty of practice shining dress shoes in the Marines).
    The judge tossed it out. A judge tossed out four more bogus writs before 2003 and I never had to appear in court.
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  • Posted by $ kddr22 3 weeks, 3 days ago
    The last one sums up how feeling my need to escape at the moment. Thanks for all.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 weeks, 3 days ago
    Me dino a retired state prison corrections officer was previously today thinking about the dirt bag who shot that about to be engaged Jewish couple yesterday and yelled "Free Palestine" when arrested.
    He is thinking he won't be executed and will have three hots in a cot, free medical care, access to writing writs to federal complaints maybe about being served pork or his cell being searched from time to time.
    He already thinks he is a Muslim hero and hopes admirers will send money to his canteen account.
    There is even a remote chance that someday a Jew-hating Democrat president many even pardon him.
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