Well, it may have the opposite effect, I can totally think of the kid growing up to be a conservative Republican, think Alex P Keaton :) I have a nephew, still just a baby, but I think this will totally happen to him too. Hipster/liberal parents are traumatizing, hopefully these children can recover and come to their senses.

This has been all over the Interwebs but I haven't seen any indication that it actually happened. I'd like to see a higher standard of proof. Right now it has all the hallmarks of an urban legend.

Sounds like some lady needs to watch a Prager University video...

http://youtu.be/1oqyrflOQFc

Gee I haven't read anyone mention "God's hairy balls" yet. We might as well bring religion into the discussion. This woman needs some counsuling about common sense.

Prefer cappuccino pecan torte.
http://www.ohsorare.com/bdaycake.jpg

I've seen that one. Many cake shops will make it for you--but I think it needs a cake to adequately express the object in it's fullness, at least I want to believe that. LOL

Now that suggested icing technique--I'm just not confident that would qualify as an art, and I fear the old knees just aren't going to hold up to the challenge.

Yeah, that Mom was … I just don't know a proper descriptive word or phrase but where's Child Protective Services when you really need them, and whoever give her the idea is even worse.

But you missed the purposeful mis-spelling of asspect!!

An interesting argument Zenphamy. I'm a bit surprised no one suggested making penis cupcakes.....then the kiddies could have a real party.

I'm just ok that it was 2nd graders, and what a f'd up mother that kid has. But were it a 12th grade class, the situation might have been much different and for that I am grateful.

LOL and to think I actually took the time to delete "make 'em chocolate" from my previous comment because I thought it was getting a little too gross.
At least your argument in favor (I so want to say 'flavor') of rectum cupcakes wasn't nasty (in the ignorant/rude sense of 'nasty') like the Mom's email was....because you could have ended it with "and I hope you marry a man who kicks your hairy ass!" :)
p.s. you might want to start practicing your artistic sphincter icing techniques... Halloween is coming. PPPpbbBBLLlFFFRRRTT!

Come on help out here. I have no damn idea how to make a cupcake. How would I come up with a recipe for such a cupcake?

But you know the rectum is such an important body part that is continually derided and used negatively in the everyday conversation of Americans that our children are exposed to everywhere. I mean how many mothers use such derogatory references to describe their husbands in their children's hearing. Shouldn't we be exposing to our children from the earliest age, the positive asspects of this important body part and it's contributions to our overall health and well-being and work to instill a proper respect and understanding?

I would imagine that there are literally dozens of different shapes, colors, innies/outies, some with hair/some without, big ones/small ones, on and on that could well be demonstrated by the imaginative icing. Of course, we'd probably be most proper by having chocolate as the basic cupcake.

Just some beginning rough-out ideas here.

Can't we leave the cupcakes and the writers of ad hominem email alone, "folks"?

What the hell is wrong with people? This type of person is why some feel rules must be made. You can't fix stupid.

Whoever baked those cupcakes was certainly thinking "outside the box."

I wouldn't want to steal YOUR idea....YOU go for it! :)

Could someone start a rectum cupcake?

A classic case showing not everyone should be a breeder. Her poor kid.

Well...she did put a lot of work into those cupcakes. LOL
The email explained everything we need to know...and I feel sorry for her child.
Holy Hell!