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TGIFfunnies 8/23/24 EDITION: Biblically Funny

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 8 months, 2 weeks ago to Humor
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Should we continue in this vein someday, we'll start in the 1500s . . .


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  • Posted by $ Abaco 8 months, 2 weeks ago
    Great stuff. Showed my wife the Adam and Eve one. I point to that story regularly to explain to my buddies why their wives are driving them crazy...
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  • Posted by $ Snezzy 8 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    Not worth it. The one in your posting is better. I have had slightly excellent results asking ChatGPT to compose poetry in the style of William McGonagall, generally acknowledged as the worst poet ever. McGonagall's poetry only has rhyme, of a sort, with profound lack of attention to all other poetic devices except possibly bombast.

    "Beautiful railway bridge of the silv'ry Tay
    Alas! I am very sorry to say
    That ninety lives have been taken away
    On the last sabbath day of 1879
    Which will be remember'd for a very long time."

    ChatGPT's imitations of McGonagall unfortunately have rhythm, meter, and imagery, qualities lacking in the genuine originals.
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  • Posted by $ Snezzy 8 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    I just asked ChatGPT to make such an image. (You cannot get more than a couple of generated images per day unless you get a paid subscription.) Here's my exchange, but without the generated art:
    == Show me a picture of Jesus flipping over tables in the Temple.
    ==== Here's an image depicting Jesus flipping over tables in the Temple. It captures the intensity of the moment as coins scatter and merchants react. Let me know if you'd like any adjustments or another scene!
    == I saw another version that had Jesus upside down. Was that one of your pictures?
    ==== No, I haven't created an image with Jesus upside down flipping tables. The one I generated shows him in an upright position. If you'd like, I can create an image with that concept. Would you like me to?
    == Go ahead. Some days you really surpass yourself.
    ==== Here is an image of Jesus in an upside-down position flipping tables in the Temple, with chaos all around. This version adds a surreal twist to the scene. Let me know what you think!
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  • Posted by katrinam41 8 months, 2 weeks ago
    Still laughing as I send the support dragon to my daughter, who loves dragons. Thanks ouc!
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  • Posted by bobsprinkle 8 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    Yea the gorilla glue and tape works great but......
    in this case you are left with a bunch of assholes.
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  • Posted by $ jlc 8 months, 2 weeks ago
    These are great. I passed on the "Jesus flipping over tables" to friends and work. (Bonus fact: Work has been working with AI.)
    These are great. I passed "Jesus flipping over tables" on to friends and work. (Bonus fact - work has been working with AI.)
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  • Posted by mccannon01 8 months, 2 weeks ago
    LOL, with us both laughing my wife says the guy in #3 is a dead man! All good ones with #7 showing the "I' in AI may not be. Second from last is priceless! Thanks again, OUC!
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 8 months, 2 weeks ago
    That dude in #4 shoulda got a divorce like I did.
    The second to the last 'un made me bust out laughing.
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  • Posted by 73SHARK 8 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    Somewhat like the man that gave the three women $5,000 each to see what they would do with it in order to pick one that he would marry. We all know which one he picked.
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